What's a Malteser?

Search: malteser

Why: In Russell Brand's autobiographical article "And Then I Became a Junkie":

Heroin was everywhere in Camden: little blue bags the size of, I suppose, two peas. That's how big a £10 bag is - half the size of a Malteser, twice the size of a pea. Just in case you ever become a junkie and you need to score in north London, you can take this article with you as a guide to weights and measures. "That's not £10 worth, you scumbag. Look at this Malteser."

Answer: Omg they're like Whoppers! They are mainly sold in the UK, Ireland, Australia, and Canada, which is like the biggest flip-floppy country ever when it comes to the goods they market, buy and claim to like:

Uch, so many boobs came up when I searched for Whoppers. You know what they are, right?

Source: Google Images

The More You Know: I think Russell Brand is a pretty smart dude. Last week, Katrina and Ariana and I saw a screening of "Get Him to the Gig" or "Get Him to the Greek" [Theatre] starring him, Jonah Hill, and Puff Daddy or P. Diddy or whatever. Brand plays his same character Aldous Snow from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. The movie is pretty goddamn funny, but it's not due in theaters til June, so keep your eyes peeled. But hilarious.

Not in the movie (to my recollection, but who knows):