What does "hepitastic" mean?

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Why: In the 11 Points list of "11 Awful Shows FOX Has Aired Right After The Simpsons":

This is not to be confused with the FOX show "Studs"... the show that really blazed the trail for VH1's entire lineup of hepitastic dating shows.

Answer: Nothing! He made it up!

Source: Google

The More You Know: I used context clues to determine that the "hepi-" prefix (along with the subsequent t) stands for "hepatitis." I know because he later calls Ray J "a prominent player in the aforementioned slate of VH1's syphilirific dating shows."