Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Why did Philippe Croizon have his limbs amputated?


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Why: Edward just posted this article with the tagline, "This guy clearly aspires to get eaten":
Philippe Croizon, Quadruple Amputee, To Brave Shark-Infested Crossings Between Five Continents

Croizon, who made a splash with his English Channel swim in 2010, is going to dive into open seas again, Agence France Presse reported.

A custom pair of flippers enables the limbless Croizon to swim.

With Arnaud Chassery, a former long-distance swimming champion, Croizon will start an aquatic tour in May 2012 in the Pacific Ocean with a 12-mile crossing between coastal towns in Papua New Guinea and Indonesia in an area known to be a shark and poisonous jellyfish habitat.

Etc. Where did his pre-existing limbs go? Into a shark's mouth? Because if so, he's really just an asshole.

Answer
: Ha shoot:
  • "A freak accident"
  • His amputations were required due to a severe electric shock accident which occurred in March 1994.
And if I had scrolled to the bottom of the original article, I might have seen this:
  • Croizon lost his arms and legs in 1994 after he was electrocuted while adjusting a television antennae on the roof.
That sucks.

Source: Daily Mail, Wikipedia, AOL

The More You Know: Speaking of sharks, I am going to the beach next week (in Florida, not California). Will I go in the ocean? I can't say for sure yet, but I will keep in mind that bull sharks attack in less than 2 feet of water, and also that they like to kill people in all parts of Florida, including Destin. Other sharks do, too!

Fatal, unprovoked shark attacks in Florida in the last 10 years:
  • Thadeus Kubinski, 69 (8/30/2000) - Killed by a bull shark while swimming in Pinellas County, FL. Witnesses said Kubinski had jumped into the water from the dock behind his home for his daily swim and was splashing vigorously. The shark raced toward him with its dorsal fin out of the water. He died from massive blood loss and organ damage before rescuers could get to him. The shark was estimated to be 9 ft long and weigh 400 lbs.
  • Eric Reichardt, 42 (9/16/01) - Drowned while diving on the wreck of the Ronald B. Johnson in 270 ft of water 2 miles off Pompano Beach, FL fighting off a bull or tiger shark. His diving regulator may have fallen out of his mouth causing him to drown.
  • Jamie Marie Daigle, 14 (6/25/05) - Killed while swimming with a friend on boogie boards about 200 yards off a beach in Walton County, FL, 8 miles east of Destin, FL. Witnesses estimated the shark was 6–8 ft long.
  • Stephen Howard Schafer, 38 (2/3/10) - Killed by a bull shark while kitesurfing at approximately 4:15 p.m. about 500 yards off an unguarded section of a beach south of Stuart Beach in Martin County, FL. Authorities initially thought that multiple sharks may have been involved in the incident due to reports by rescuers that he was surrounded by sharks; the Martin County medical examiner's office concluded that he died from massive blood loss from a leg wound
Can you guess how many fatal shark attacks have occurred on dry land? I bet you can.

If you are in California and thinking about joining Saturday Surf Club, don't forget to check the Pacific Coast Shark Watch (for reports about shark sightings this week at Long Beach, Newport, Seal Beach, etc.) every single day until you change your mind. And maybe also think about this poor kid:
  • Lucas McKaine Ransom, 19 (10/22/2010) - Died after a great white shark pulled him off his bodyboard just before 9 a.m. about 100 yards off Surf Beach near in Santa Barbara County, CA. He suffered the loss of his left leg, resulting in massive blood loss. The shark that attacked Ransom is believed to have been 17–18 ft long, weighing approximately 4,000 lbs.

5 comments:

  1. Don't tell me - 0 fatal shark attacks on dry land? Right? Ok so there's been 10 deaths in water in the past 10 years. Can you guess how many deaths have been caused by moving vehicles on dry land in the past 10 years? Do ya think more than 10? I bet there is!

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  2. No, there have been way more than 10 deaths in the water in the last 10 years. They just a) haven't been caused by sharks and b) haven't been in or around Florida. Use your brain.

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  4. Sorry about the mix-up. I guess I was using the 'common sense' part of my brain to try and figure out why you would go out of the way to post shark victim stats to convey the simple point that you're scared to go swimming at the beach because you think some shark is going to zero you out and murder you. The other point being - there are way more deaths on dry land each day from...well...take your pick, and you participate daily in nearly all of them. There's way less chance of getting bitten by a shark than there is becoming a paraplegic in a car accident. Again, sorry I was so vague. Now I'm going to go and dig up some airline disaster statistics over the past year. I gather you're flying to Florida, right? ;)

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  5. I would rather become a paraplegic in a car accident than be eaten by a shark. That's why I will stay out of the ocean, but still probably go ahead and drive to work tomorrow. I would also rather die in a plane crash than be eaten by a shark.

    And hey, I'm sorry that I'm bothering you so much by "going out of my way" to write the content that I choose to I write on my own blog. Have you subscribed to my posts or something? I'm sure there's some way to fix that so they won't be so in your face anymore - I will contact Blogger for you.

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