Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Are there any pets in the Bible?


Search: pets in the bible

Why: I made this list of the Best Fictional Pets the other day at my place of business, and I was looking at it again just now. I included Argos, the loyal puppy from The Odyssey, and then I thought "O wait! Maybe it's rude to call The Odyssey 'fiction'?" I don't know why I thought that, but then my brain obviously leapt straight to the Bible.

Answer: No! Not named ones, anyway. There are animals about, but they don't seem to be domesticated enough where you could have them live in your house and take naps on your tummy.


Interestingly (? you be the judge), there are exactly 40 references to dogs in "the Bible or citations in Scripture." The fellow who wrote this article believes that means that dogs are messengers of God, though it looks like he had to do quite a bit of finessing to come up with that nice round sacred number. After all, several of the verses are identical, and one time, he counts the verb "to dog," which I don't think translates the same way in Aramaic. (PS: One of the only words I remember from a billion years of Hebrew school is kelev, "dog.")

Also, most of the times they're mentioned, dogs are described as wild ominous beasts who eat people, get treated poorly, and/or are disgusting. For example:
  • 1 Kings 14:11
    Dogs will eat those belonging to Jeroboam who die in the city, and the birds of the air will feed on those who die in the country. The LORD has spoken!'
  • Psalm 22:16
    Dogs have surrounded me; a band of evil men has encircled me, they have pierced my hands and my feet.
They're coming.
  • Proverbs 26:11
    As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.
  • Philippians 3:2
    Watch out for those dogs, those men who do evil, those mutilators of the flesh.
  • Revelation 22:15
    Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.
Dogs also did some shepherding, hunting, and companioning, and it looks like they were occasionally not dangerous:
  • Mark 7:27
    "First let the children eat all they want," he told her, "for it is not right to take the children's bread and toss it to their dogs."
  •  Luke 16:21
    ...and longing to eat what fell from the rich man's table. Even the dogs came and licked his sores.
  • Proverbs 12:10
    Whoever is righteous has regard for the life of his beast, but the mercy of the wicked is cruel.
I don't know. Some of the other animals mentioned in the Bible were ones from the Middle East: cattle, camels, ostriches, locusts, fish, lizards... Not tigers or penguins or Galapagos turtles or velociraptors or anything, but they were all probably just lumped under categories like "birds" and "beasts" and then, obviously, on the Arc.

But anyway: no, there weren't any pets in the Bible. And I'll tell you something else that was for sure never said:


Source: Yahoo! Voices, Wikipedia, All About the Bible, answers2prayer

The More You Know: There are no cats in the Bible as we know it... But have you heard of the Book of Baruch? Most of the text of it has been lost, but it allegedly had a line or two about kitties. Nobody knows what they called them or anything, but I'm sure whatever the name was, it was adorable.


6 comments:

  1. This is the greatest blog ever. TRUE FACT. Keep writing.

    FROM SCOTLAND WITH LOVE
    xx

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  2. Carly, you are wrong. There is a reference to pets in the bible.
    When the queen of Sheba visited King Solomon, she brought apes and peacocks as gifts for the king. So you are absolutely incorrect.

    Conrad Powell, Esq.
    http://conradpowell.blogspot.com
    http://www.amazon.com/No-Easy-Day-ebook/dp/B00505B5EU/ref=sr_1_1

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  3. Hi Conrad, thanks for the wildly aggressive comment! If you think apes and peacocks are "pets," I stand corrected and humbly chastised. Google fails me yet again.

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  4. Cowboy Bob said:
    Great article ! If relationships with pets are so important that people put them above other people, even a spouse, and thus ultimately above God Himself, it seems He would have included at least a little bit about them in His ALL INCLUSIVE instruction manual. Let's direct our love back where it belongs. There will be plenty left for pets in proper order.

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  5. Sorry for the late response but the Bibles in use by some of the largest groups of Christians actually do reference a pet dog. It is in the Book of Tobit which is in the Septuagint, the earlier version of the Old Testament, still used by the Orthodox Church and partially used by the Roman Catholic Church.

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