I want to watch "Porcelain Fountains" from last night's SNL

Search: porcelain fountains

Why: Kylie of 2Pz says she liked "Norwegian Actors' Playhouse" and the digital short "On the Ground," but like... What - are you kidding me? How can you not have porcelain fountains all over your blog?

Answer: Watch the classic Scarlett Johansson vehicle here!

Source: Hulu

The More You Know: You gotta get yourself some marble columns.

You gotta get yourself some chandeliers.