Search: things i've learned from women who dumped me
Why: I'm listening to the audiobook. So far, I've heard an Introduction by Nick Hornby and pieces by Andy Richter and Will Forte.
Answer: These fellas:
- Dan Vebber ("Sex Is the Most Stressful Thing in the History of the Universe")
- Andy Richter ("Girls Don't Make Passes at Boys with Fat Asses")
- Will Forte ("Beware of Math Tutors Who Ride Motorcycles")
- David Wain ("Persistence is for Suckers")
- Stephen Colbert ("The Heart is a Choking Hazard")
- Neal Pollack ("Don't Come on Your Cat")
- Alex Gregory ("Technology Can Be Friend and Foe")
- Tom Shillue ("Eggs Must Be Broken...")
- Larry Wilmore ("Women Are Never Too Young to Mess With Your Head")
- Eric Slovin ("Keep Some Secret Admirers Secret")
- Andy Selsberg ("A Grudge Can Be Art")
- Rodney Rotham ("I Still Like Jessica")
- Tom McCarthy ("Don't Leave Too Much Room for the Holy Spirit")
- Dan Savage ("I Am a Gay Man")
- Bob Odenkirk ("Nine Years is the Exact Right Amount of Time to Be in a Bad Relationship")
- Damian Kulash, Jr. ("A Dog is No Reason to Stay Together")
- Marcel Dzama ("Strange Gifts Can Scare")
- Ben Karlin ("You Too Will Get Crushed")
- Adam Schlesinger ("You Can Encapsulate Feelings of Regret, Panic, and Desperation in a Two-and-a-Half Minute Pop Song")
- Paul Simms ("I'm Easy")
- Todd Hanson ("Things More Majestic and Terrible Than You Could Ever Imagine")
- Alex Gregory ("Always Make Her Feel Like She's #1")
- A.J. Jacobs ("Dirty Girls Make Bad Friends")
- Matt Goodman ("Being Awkward Can Be a Prophylactic Against Dry Humping")
- Marcellus Hall ("Lessons of a Cyclical Heart")
- Patton Oswalt ("Dating a Stripper is a Recipe for Perspective")
- Bob Kerry ("Sometimes You Find a Lost Love, Sometimes You Don't")
- Jason Nash ("Don't Enter a Karaoke Contest Near Smith College; You Will Lose to Lesbians")
- David Rees ("Get Dumped Before It Matters")
- Rick Marin ("It Wasn't Me, It Was Her")
- Bruce Jay Friedman ("She Wasn't the One")
- Sam Lipsyte (Notes Towards a Unified Theory of Dumping)
The More You Know: Lol, Dan Savage wrote a book called Skipping Towards Gomorrah. That's clever. He also coined the neologisms Santorum, saddlebacking, and DTMFA.
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