Saturday, July 25, 2009

Who all wrote essays in "Things I've Learned from Women Who Dumped Me"?


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Why: I'm listening to the audiobook. So far, I've heard an Introduction by Nick Hornby and pieces by Andy Richter and Will Forte.

Answer: These fellas:
  1. Dan Vebber ("Sex Is the Most Stressful Thing in the History of the Universe")
  2. Andy Richter ("Girls Don't Make Passes at Boys with Fat Asses")
  3. Will Forte ("Beware of Math Tutors Who Ride Motorcycles")
  4. David Wain ("Persistence is for Suckers")
  5. Stephen Colbert ("The Heart is a Choking Hazard")
  6. Neal Pollack ("Don't Come on Your Cat")
  7. Alex Gregory ("Technology Can Be Friend and Foe")
  8. Tom Shillue ("Eggs Must Be Broken...")
  9. Larry Wilmore ("Women Are Never Too Young to Mess With Your Head")
  10. Eric Slovin ("Keep Some Secret Admirers Secret")
  11. Andy Selsberg ("A Grudge Can Be Art")
  12. Rodney Rotham ("I Still Like Jessica")
  13. Tom McCarthy ("Don't Leave Too Much Room for the Holy Spirit")
  14. Dan Savage ("I Am a Gay Man")
  15. Bob Odenkirk ("Nine Years is the Exact Right Amount of Time to Be in a Bad Relationship")
  16. Damian Kulash, Jr. ("A Dog is No Reason to Stay Together")
  17. Marcel Dzama ("Strange Gifts Can Scare")
  18. Ben Karlin ("You Too Will Get Crushed")
  19. Adam Schlesinger ("You Can Encapsulate Feelings of Regret, Panic, and Desperation in a Two-and-a-Half Minute Pop Song")
  20. Paul Simms ("I'm Easy")
  21. Todd Hanson ("Things More Majestic and Terrible Than You Could Ever Imagine")
  22. Alex Gregory ("Always Make Her Feel Like She's #1")
  23. A.J. Jacobs ("Dirty Girls Make Bad Friends")
  24. Matt Goodman ("Being Awkward Can Be a Prophylactic Against Dry Humping")
  25. Marcellus Hall ("Lessons of a Cyclical Heart")
  26. Patton Oswalt ("Dating a Stripper is a Recipe for Perspective")
  27. Bob Kerry ("Sometimes You Find a Lost Love, Sometimes You Don't")
  28. Jason Nash ("Don't Enter a Karaoke Contest Near Smith College; You Will Lose to Lesbians")
  29. David Rees ("Get Dumped Before It Matters")
  30. Rick Marin ("It Wasn't Me, It Was Her")
  31. Bruce Jay Friedman ("She Wasn't the One")
  32. Sam Lipsyte (Notes Towards a Unified Theory of Dumping)
Source: Amazon

The More You Know: Lol, Dan Savage wrote a book called Skipping Towards Gomorrah. That's clever. He also coined the neologisms Santorum, saddlebacking, and DTMFA.

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