Do other people know that song "Comet, It Makes You Vomit"?

Search: "comet it makes your teeth turn green"

Why: Zack has never heard it and insists that my friends made it up at camp or something.

Answer: Lots of people know it. It is sung to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March from "Bridge on the River Kwai":


Source: Google

The More You Know: Here are the official lyrics (my version in green):

Comet - will (it) make(s) your teeth (or mouth, face, or skin) turn green (or "so clean")

Comet - (it) tastes (just) like Listerine (gasoline, kerosene, Vaseline, or Plasticine)

Comet - will (it) make(s) you vomit

So take (or get, eat, have, or buy) some Comet - and vomit today!