Stuff I've Googled, what I Googled a few minutes ago, what I'm Googling now, why I'm Googling, and other fascinating information.

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Do pigs really have curly tails?


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: piglets tails; pigs curly tails

Why: On Reddit, What about a pig?
Only the pretend pig has a curly tail.

Answer
: Some do! But not all. Do:
Donut:
Baby pigs are cute, y'all.

Source: Google Images, AnswerBag, Question Master

The More You Know: But why do some pigs have curly tails? Theories:
  • The Chinese have been domesticating pigs for over 7,000 years. In 3486 B.C., emperor Fo-Hi of China decreed that swine should be bred and raised. After domestication, pigs were bred to have curly tails and lop ears.
  • Domesticated pigs have curly tails, but wild hogs have straight tails with tufted tips.
  • Or... some pig breeds have curly tails while others do not. (Pot-bellied pigs have straight tails.)
  • The curly tail was an evolutionary answer to pig fights. During fights, pigs will often bite one another's tail, causing serious injury. A curly tail is harder to grasp and bite.
  • Because they are born in the spring!
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^ Have I used that picture before? I think I have.

Friday, December 30, 2011

I want to see some pictures of Sofia the First


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: sofia the first

Why: On the Washington Post, "Disney's Newest Princess Is a First":
I guess Disney's decision to stop making princess movies was a half-truth. The fairytale film company is introducing a new Disney princess, Sofia the First, who for the first time will be a little girl. The younger princess is meant to attract preschoolers and be a positive and educational role model in her TV movie and series. According to a Disney GM, Sofia will have “plenty of pretty dresses and sparkly shoes," but "what makes a real princess is what’s inside, not what’s outside."
And that second link goes to NYTimes and this:
I can't tell if she's hot or not.

Answer: This is the only other picture I can find!
I thought at first that it wasn't real because Disney woodland creatures have evolved a little more than that, but it turns out they are tru-life throwbacks. Look here:
The show is set in the storybook world of the classic Disney Princesses and introduces Sofia, a little girl with a commoner’s background introduced to royalty when her mom marries the King. Sofia moves to live in the King’s castle and learns what it means to be a real princess, learning traits like kindness, forgiveness, generosity, courage and self-respect with the help of “Sleeping Beauty” characters Flora, Fauna and Merryweather. And amidst the education, she has to fend off an evil wizard Cedric, who wants the amulet Sofia has which was given to her by the King.
Those are the fairies. She will run into other familiar faces, too!
With the help of the three familiar fairies in charge of the Royal Training Academy — Flora, Fauna and Merryweather of Disney's classic "Sleeping Beauty" and, on occasion, classic Disney Princess characters including Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty and Snow White — Sofia learns that looking like a princess isn't all that hard but behaving like one must come from the heart.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT

Source: DVDDizzy, NexyAnne, Disney Consumer Products

The More You Know: EnigmaWing drew this imagineering of what Sofia will look like all growed up:
Just you wait, fellas!

Thursday, December 29, 2011

What's the song on the GoPro HD commercial?

Search: "and we'll go somewhere new" best buy

Why: I just saw it. Has a little space robot.
Answer: "Elephants & Little Girls" by Loch Lomond! They are from Portland.
Source: TVCF blog

The More You Know: Lyrics go like:
And we'll go somewhere warmer
And we'll go somewhere new (la la la la la)
Now we're having fun
Now we're living life

Monday, December 19, 2011

What is "12 Days of Christmas" about?


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: colly bird

Why: I recently learned that it's spost to be "four colly birds," not "calling birds." (THANKS AGAIN, FARMVILLE.)
The what!

Answer: For starters, the 12 days are December 25th-January 6th, the date of the Epiphany. Folks have been celebrating the Epiphany and the days leading up to it since at least the 4th century (except for a brief spell in the 17th century when Oliver Cromwell did away with Christmas).

Onward: There are symbols, and there are other "symbols" that are religious.

A Pear Tree
A symbol of fertility, like Eve's apple(?) - except this time, the pear represents male virility. On Christmas morning, a maiden could walk backward around a pear tree three times, and then she would see the face of her future husband in its branches.
A Partridge
A "lusty suitor"- especially a red one - very fertile and supposed to produce a lot of offspring.
For the religious folk, partridge = Jesus and pear tree = the cross, or tree = God.
Turtle Doves
Symbols of love, as they are said to mate for life. Astarte, the Phoenician goddess of love, was hatched from an egg that was warmed by two doves.

Religious: two turtle doves = Old and New Testaments
French Hens
Hens symbolize motherly devotion, and the fact that they're specifically French signifies a new breed of chicken, the old (Roman) mixed with the new (Oriental).

R: The gifts of the Magi (gold, frankincense, and myrrh) or the 3 theological virtues (faith, hope, and charity)
Colly Birds
Colly = collie = coalie = coal = black birds... = crows. Blackbirds were a delicacy in Medieval tymez, and one guy made a pie for Twelfth Night that was 9 feet in circumference.

R: the Four Gospels or the Four Evangelists
Golden Rings
Not rings for fingers, but the rings on the pheasant's neck! Another Medieval delicacy, this one somehow related to Jason, the Argonauts, and the Golden Fleece. Only the very rich and royal get to order the pheasant.
Hey girl.

R: The Pentateuch (5 Books of Moses) and/or rings = eternity (5 rings = 5 eternities)
Geese a-Laying
Geese have been popular in folklore for a long time, symbols of fertility and protection and the soul and all sorts of other things. After people ate all the boars to death, they started eating Christmas goose instead.

R: 6 days of Creation
Swans a-Swimming
Swans can both fly and swim, and they are therefore a link between the natural and supernatural worlds. Maybe they are even immortal. They are a symbol of royalty in Britain.

R: Take your pick - 7th day of Creation/rest, 7 deadly sins, 7 Sacraments, 7 Gifts of the Holy Spirit, 7 spiritual Works of Mercy, 7 Chipmunks Twirling on a Branch Eating Lots of Sunflowers on My Uncle's Ranch...
Maids a-Milking
Before refrigeration was a thing, fresh milk was a rare treat, but people ate cheese til the cows came home. An old Christmas game called "Yawning for the Cheshire Cheese," wherein the person with the longest and most awesome yawn won some cheese. Truth be told, I'm playing it in my cubicle right now, but the prize is self-loathing and something very close to minimum wage. Anyway, when an 18th century maid was asked to "go a-milking," it was a proposal for either marriage or a roll in the hay.

R: The 8 Beatitudes of Jesus what.
Ladies Dancing
Dances were called caroles (like Christmas carols) and were considered sins of the flesh. The Church tried to ban them, but was unsuccessful because a) a lot of the people dancing weren't even Christian in the first place and b) this isn't 1984 West Virginia. The best they could hope for was that people danced left-to-right, the virtuous way, and not right-to-left, the evil way.
R: 9 fruits of the Holy Spirit or 9 Choirs of Angels
Lords a-Leaping
Only men could do the leap dance, and they did so to rile themselves up for purposes of fertility and also for war. During Twelfth Night celebrations, British "morris dancers" lined up in two teams and leapt about with swords.
This style of dance eventually fell out of fashion except at faires and festivals and whatnot.

R: 10 Commandments
Pipers Piping
Did you know that shepherds were playing the bagpipes the night that Jesus was born? No shit! Shepherding is boring, so the pipes get a lot of mileage in the fields. Over time, they even became the unofficial instrument of Scottish battlefields - so much so that they were banned in Ireland. French nobility played the musette bagpipe during Twelfth Night ordeals.
R: 11 Faithful Apostles (all the ones except Judas)
Drummers Drumming
Town watchmen ("waits") walked around at night til dawn, patrolling the streets, playing the tabor drums, and singing. Around Christmastime, they were nicely rewarded. This eventually stopped - I assume because people were trying to sleep and drums are just awful - but drums came back as people marched into battle. A skilled musician could play the drums and the pipes, called the whittle and dub.
R: 12 Tribes of Israel, 12 Prophets, 12 Points of Doctrine in the Apostle's Creed...
Source: Brownie Locks and the 3 Bears, HubPages

The More You Know: In elementary school, we learned "Twelve Days of Christmas" in French. The only part I remember was that the "partridge in a pear tree" in that version was un cochon dans un pull - a pig in a pullover. Wut.
Fun fact: I know the words to "Frosty the Snowman" in French, but not English. Tonka tonk tonk tonk

Who is Steve Reeves?


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: steve reeves movie

Why: The first time I ever looked at a call-back script for The Rocky Horror Picture Show in, like, 1997, part of "Sweet Transvestite" said something like this:
Or if you want something visual
Like a movie?
That's not too abysmal
Like a MOVIE?
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
Who the fuck is Steve Reeves?
I AltaVistad and Asked Jeeves about it a few times over the years, but I never found nothin.

Answer: He was a bodybuilder and actor who played (among other roles) Hercules!
He died in 2000.

Source: SteveReeves.com,

The More You Know: Another fun version goes like this:
Or if you want something visual sexual
That's not too abysmal intellectual
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
Who the fuck is Steve Reeves?

Friday, December 16, 2011

What song is Mavis singing in "Young Adult"?


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: get some records by the Status Quo

Why: We watched that movie last night. She plays it on Repeat and sings along about a million times, and then [spoiler alert] someone else sings it later. It is the new "Anyone Else But You."

Answer: "The Concept" by Teenage Fanclub! It's from their 1991 album Bandwagonesque - which, btdubs, was SPIN's 1991 Album of the Year, not Nevermind.
Lyrics go like:
She wears denim wherever she goes
Says she's gonna get some records by the Status Quo
Oh yeah

Still she won't be forced against her will
Says she don't do drugs but she does the Pill
Oh yeah

I didn't want to hurt you,
Oh yeah...
Source: Sing 365

The More You Know: That movie was pretty good. There are some things that really bothered me about it, but I'll wait to tell you what they were after you've seen it. I hope you'll agree that Patton Oswalt was the true star.
Well, owl be.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

When will "Happy Birthday" be in the public domain?


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: happy birthday

Why: You know what's a weird song to have stuck in your head? "Happy Birthday."

It's famously annoying because a) everyone knows and uses the song in real life, b) it's copyrighted, and c) the royalties are absurdly expensive for such a dumb song. Because of that, we end up with tons of scenes like this:
Answer: 2030! In the US, anyway. In the "EU," the copyright will expire in 2016. The rights are held by Warner/Chappell Music.

Source: Wikipedia, Yahoo! Answers

The More You Know: According to the Guinness Book of World Records, "Happy Birthday" is the most recognized song in the English language. The reason the Guinness World Records thing started was to settle bar bets. The first question Hugh Beaver, managing director at Guinness Breweries, had was:
Which is the fastest game bird in Europe, the koshin golden plover or the grouse?
Answer still unknown.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

How did the whole Tooth Fairy thing get started?


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: tooth fairy history

Why: In Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey by Chuck Palahniuk:
In Africa, people don't believe in the Tooth Fairy. Instead, they have the Tooth Mouse. In Spain: Ratoncito Pérez. In France: La Bonne Petite Souris. A tiny magical rodent that steals teeth and replaces them with spare change. In some culture, the lost tooth must be hidden in a snake or rat burrow to prevent a witch from finding and using the tooth. In other cultures, children throw the tooth into a roaring fire, then, later, dig for coins in the cold ashes.
I'm learning.

Answer: For starters, people throughout history have fretted over proper disposal of baby teeth. Concerns and customs:
  • A witch could control you if she had a piece of you, like your hair, clothing, fingernails, or teeth.
  • After you died, you would want your body to be whole. If you didn't properly dispose of them, your soul would be forever restless until you found each of them.
  • You could throw them in a fire, toss them over a roof, or feed them to an animal. If an animal ate your baby tooth, your new adult tooth would come in looking like the tooth of that animal, whether a dog or a pig or a mouse. If you fed your baby teeth to a mouse or rat, your new teeth would come in sharp and strong.
  • If your parent buried your baby teeth in the garden, your new adult teeth would grow in strong and straight.
  • Children's teeth were good luck in battle, so Vikings created jewelry out of them.
The thing about the Tooth Mouse La Bonne Petite Souris came from a fairy tale written by French fairy-tailor Madam d'Aulnoy in 1697. It involves an evil king, a pregnant queen, a mouse-cum-fairy, an ugly prince, a beautiful turkeyherd (that's a thing!), and I think rabies? I'm not sure. Anyhoo, the mouse saves the princess. In one version, the mouse hides under the king's pillow and then knocks out all his teeth. Voilà!: tooth mouse.
The modern American Tooth Fairy didn't appear until the early 1900s. She is just a standard run-of-the-mill "good fairy" who happens to specialize in teeth. She was the star of a 1927 play, but the first children's story about her wasn't written until 1949. In the 1980s, she became a cartoon, a toy, a sleeping bag, Bella's changepurse...
One of the main reason all the silliness perseveres is because children like rites of passage. Another reason is because it distracts kids from the fact that body parts are falling out of their faces.
Source: 123ToothFairy, The Straight Dope

The More You Know: I am going to type out the rest of this passage because it's interesting and I want you to read it:
By first believe in Santa Claus, then the Easter Bunny, then the Tooth Fairy, Rant Casey was recognizing that those myths are more than pretty stories and traditions to delight children. Or to modify behavior. Each of those three traditions asks a child to believe in the impossible in exchange for a reward. These are stepped-up tests to build a child's faith and imagination. The first test is to believe in a magical person, with toys as the reward. The second test is to trust in a magical animal, with candy as the reward. The last test is the most difficult, with the most abstract reward: To believe, trust in a flying fairy that will leave money.

From a man to an animal to a fairy.

From toys to candy to money. Thus, interestingly enough, transferring the magic of faith and trust from sparkling fairy-dom to clumsy, tarnished coins. From gossamer wings to nickels... dimes... and quarters.

In this way, a child is stepped up to greater feats of imagination and faith as he or she matures. Beginning with Santa in infancy, and ending with the Tooth Fairy as the child acquires adult teeth. Or, plainly put, beginning with all the possibility of childhood, and ending with an absolute trust in the national currency.
I don't know about all that, but I do know that Sadie left this by her bed on the night of her first loss.
I hope the witches don't get hold of her.

What's the origin of the word kerchief?


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: kerchief etymology

Why: In Rant: The Oral Biography of Buster Casey by Chuck Palahniuk:
Before thenabouts, Rant and me was just-neckerchief scouts. If all your folks could buy you was the yellow kerchief for round your neck, you was the bottom rung of Cub Scouting.
That word seems incomplete.

Answer
: It's from the French word for "cover"!
couvrechief (couvrir, "to cover" + chief, "head") -> courchief -> curchef
Source: EtymOnline

The More You Know: I was going to tell you about the different colors of scout neckerchiefs and what they mean, but it turns out that they don't mean anything - they're just to differentiate between and personalize troops. Instead, here's a short list of the GLBT hanky code:

Black S&M
Red Fisting
Dark blue Anal sex
Light blue Oral sex
Yellow Watersports
Brown Scat
Green Hustler/Prostitution
Orange Anything, anywhere, any time (but not necessarily anyone)
Purple Into piercing
Grey Bondage

There is a lot to remember.

Medium blue Uniform fetish Police uniforms or uniforms worn by other authority figures
Teal Cock and ball torture
Khaki Military sex (Uniform fetish) Likes wearing military uniforms
Olive drab Military person Left: A military top; Right: a military bottom

Be careful what you're putting out there, boiz.

Monday, December 12, 2011

How many US presidents were also cheerleaders?


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: famous male cheerleaders

Why: Matt and Chandler were talking about it, I think because Rick Perry was a cheerleader.
Answer: At least 4! Probably not more - after all, cheerleading wasn't even a thing until 1898. (Women didn't get into it until 1923.) There have only been 20 presidents since then, and one of them was in a wheelchair... but guess what:
  • George W. Bush was head cheerleader at Phillips Academy in the ‘60s and also cheered at Yale.

  • Ronald Reagan cheered on his basketball team at Eureka College in IL.

  • Dwight D. Eisenhower was nearly a star for the West Point football team, but when he stopped playing due to injury, he joined the cheerleading team instead. One source says he was also on the squad at his Abilene, KS, high school.
  • Franklin D. Roosevelt cheered for Harvard football in 1904, notably rallying the crowd for a particularly heated game against Brown. (He wasn't diagnosed with polio until 1921, when he was 39.)
Source: Mental Floss, The Smoking Jacket

The More You Know: Some say that the guy made the tackle that blew out Eisenhower's knee was Jim Thorpe. It probably wasn't, but what can ya do.
Other dudes who were cheerleaders: Michael Douglas, Samuel L. Jackson, Steve Martin, Jimmy Stewart, my dad.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Why do people "knock on wood"?


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: knock on wood origin

Why: Friday night, Sam told Mike to knock on wood at the bar. He tapped on a tree. Later, Melia knocked on our kitchen cabinets.

Answer: First, some history!
  • 16th c. - Latin phrase absit omen, "far be that omen from us," cited in John Heywood Jablowme's collection of proverbs
  • c. 1850 - English scholarly journal Notes and Queries publishes:
There probably is some old English expression for averting evil, but it does not come to mind; "I touch wood," "Bar omen," "Bar ill-luck," seem clumsy.

(in the UK, people say "touch wood")
  • 1905 - The Syracuse Herald publishes:

Neglecting to knock on wood may have been responsible for the weather's unseemly behaviour today.

The actual origin is unknown, but a popular theory looks to pre-Christian tree spirits in Ireland. They live/d in sacred trees like the ash, hawthorn, holly, and oak, and people "knocked on wood" either for good luck or to thank them for their good luck. Or: the sound you made knocking would prevent the Devil from hearing an unwise comment you just made. Or: it had something to do with the wood of the Christian cross (but probably not)

Also:
It wasn’t always wood that was lucky: in older days, iron was also thought to have magical properties, and to touch iron was an equivalent preventative against ill-fortune.
Source: Phrases.org.uk, World Wide Words

The More You Know:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
(etc.)

The "darling buds of May" are not from the month, but from the May Tree, aka the Common Hawthorn.
In Ireland a hawthorn standing alone in open ground is known as a fairy tree and there is a strong superstition that to cut one is unlucky. Even in recent years roads in Ireland have been rerouted to avoid uprooting hawthorns. It is also considered unlucky and an omen of death to cut the blooms and bring them into a house. This may well have come about from the unpleasant aroma, which is like decaying flesh.
Grimm.

Friday, December 9, 2011

I want to see Jack Nicholson in the original "Little Shop of Horrors"


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: jack nicholson little shop

Why: On Buzzfeed "25 Celebrities You Never Knew Were In Classic Movies":
19. Jack Nicholson in 'Little Shop of Horrors'
Answer: Well, this is something:
That was from 1960. The original film concept is thought to be based on a 1932 story "Green Thoughts" by John Collier.

Source
: YouTube

The More You Know: Here's Bill Murray playing the sameish character in 1986. This one was directed by Frank Oz.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Why did Angelea get disqualified from America's Next Top Model?


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: angelea disqualified facebook

Why: In the all-star(!) season finale(!!) at the final judging(!!!), they announced that this was a special re-shooting of the ending in LA because after the original ending, they found out that Angelea was disqualified from winning. I don't really get it. And why?

CW only says this:

After production wrapped on the current cycle of America's Next Top Model, we learned information that made Angelea ineligible and she was subsequently disqualified from the competition. As a result, new scenes were filmed to address this for the audience during the finale.

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Answer: Rumor has it that she posted about the original ending on Facebook! One source says:
I told earlier that it was going to be Angelea the disqualified girl 'cause she posted on her Facebook something about she loosing and 5 minutos after her Facebook account it was deleted.
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and another says:
An insider from ANTM says that before the cycle Angelea leaked the finale 3 on her facebook. Apparently Angelea won the cycle during the ACTUAL finale but after looking into the leak the producers decided to re film the finale in LA with the other 2 finalist and name Lisa as the winner
Source(s):
REAL SCOOP
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So according to one of them, she wrote on Facebook that she lost - which is against the rules, fine - but to according to another, Angelea won. That is goddamn ridiculous.
A third source is on board with the Facebook thing, but says only that Angelea revealed that she was in the Top 3, which was also not allowed.

The real inside scoop is that I will be at a party with Tony Croll this very weekend, and with enough eggnog, I might built up the liquid courage to ask him about this. Stay tuned.

UPDATE 12/8/11 - This is the Facebook status that she allegedly posted

I am winner!!! I know it.support me and f*ck angelea haters!!! Look at me now b*tch".

Classy as hell.

Source: The CW Lounge, RealityTV.About.com, Gather

The More You Know: Here is a quote from Angelea that I have had on my Facebook profile for a long time because it is one of the funniest things I have ever heard a human being say:
"I don't want, like, people to think that, y'know, I'm just this ghetto-ass ghettofied, you know, no-class bitch who don't care."
Thanks, Rich at fourfour, for another great season!
Catch Angelea Preston on Twitter here.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

What's the song in the new iPod Touch commercial?


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: take me to your best friend's house

Why: It was on last night during "Saturday Night Live."
Answer: "Tongue Tied" by GROUPLOVE!
Source: Lyrics Hall

The More You Know: The words go like:
Take me to your best friend's house
Go around this roundabout
Oh yeah
Take me to your best friend's house
I loved you then and I love you now
Oh yeah

Don't take me tongue tied
Don't wave no goodbye
Don't...

Friday, December 2, 2011

What's the origin of hanging Christmas stockings?


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: christmas stocking history

Why: Look who is starring in my blog today!
I don't know the genesis of this (unless it's the same as the clog thing - but even then, I'm not sure how that started).

Answer: There are a few different theories. One says that the clogs came first (from Holland) and the stockings were an American extension. (But still - why the clogs?)

Another tells the tale of a poor nobleman who wants to marry off his daughters:
There was a kindly nobleman whose wife had died of an illness, leaving the nobleman and his three daughters in despair. After losing all his money in useless and bad inventions, the family had to move into a peasant's cottage, where the daughters did their own cooking, sewing, and cleaning.

When it came time for the daughters to marry, the father became even more depressed as his daughters could not marry without dowries, money, and property given to the new husbands' families.

One night, after the daughters had washed out their clothing, they hung their stockings over the fireplace to dry. That night, Saint Nicholas, knowing the despair of the father, stopped by the nobleman's house. Looking in the window Saint Nicholas saw that the family had gone to bed. He also noticed the daughters stockings. Inspiration struck Saint Nicholas. He took three small bags of gold from his pouch and threw them one by one down the chimney, and they landed in the stockings.

The next morning when the daughters awoke, they found their stockings contained enough gold for them to get married. The nobleman was able to see his three daughters marry and he lived a long and happy life.
Santa gave these poor girls money so they could pay their husbands' families to marry them. Heartwarming! Also, why did the wife die? It's not like she would have been bringing in much income in the land of dowries.

Source: The History of Christmas, Creative Homemaking,

The More You Know: Illustrator Thomas Nast drew Christmas stockings as early as 1881.
There are early mentions of stockings in 2 famous poems. A Visit from St. Nicholas (which you probably call The Night Before Christmas) was first published in 1823. As it was published anonymously, nobody is quite sure who the author is, but let's say it was Clement Moore. Either way:
The stockings were hung from the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there
Santa Claus and His Works by George P. Webster was published in 1869.

And Eliza, just think how bright her eyes will twinkle

When she looks in her stockings and finds Rip Van Winkle.

Wait what? That doesn't even make sense.

And also:

Find on Christmas a horse or a gun or a sled,

All ready for use when he gets out of bed.

But see he has worked quite enough for to-night,

He must fill all the stockings before it is light.

and

Then will fill up the stockings with candy and toys,

And all without making the least bit of noise.

When the labors of Christmas are over he goes

Straight home, and takes a full week of repose;

Santa is so busy. I don't know how he does it.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Why do songs get stuck in our heads?


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: why do songs get stuck in your head

Why:
It's been like 3 weeks. And yesterday, Chandler was singing a mash-up of that and "Rolling in the Deep" without even realizing it. It's got to stop.

Answer: Nobody knows! Thanks for nothing, science! (JK, science, you are tops.)

The Germans call this phenomenon Ohrwurm, but we call it "earworm" because we are jerks. A tidbit:
People have been interested in earworms for a while now — Mark Twain used one as a plot device in his 1876 story “A Literary Nightmare.” They’re the most common type of what’s called “involuntary imagery,” sounds, pictures, smells, and even tastes that repeatedly come to mind unbidden.
Three boring theories:
  1. Earworms are a mild form of hallucination.
  2. They are a side effect of your brain trying to consolidate memories.
  3. They are just a consequence of our constantly being surrounded my music.
Professor James Kellaris has a more fun idea: your brain has an itch - a "cognitive itch" - that needs scratching.
According to Kellaris, “certain pieces of music may have properties that excite an abnormal reaction in the brain” — in other words, your brain detects something extraordinary or unusual about the music that compels attention. Your brain tries to process the itch by repeating it, which only makes things worse — not unlike an epidermal itch.
The most common kinds of musical culprits have one or more of 3 ingredients: repetitiveness, simplicity, and "incongruity," like an unexpected variation in rhythm. Or your brain just really likes it. Or hates it.
In his research, Kellaris found that "earworms" affect 98% of people, and that women get them longer and are more annoyed by them.

Nevermind I'll find

Nevermind I'll find someone like yooooou

Source: The Straight Dope

The More You Know: Did you?

Oh, which reminds me, have you guys noticed the little button on your Shazam that says "Lyrics Play"? I accidentally hit it yesterday when I Shazamed "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" to see if it was Wayne Newton, even though I knew it wasn't. It's not available for all songs, but I've found it's there for most old or classic songs, like whatever is on K-EARTH 101. Try it out. It will be the best thing that ever happened to the 90-minute evening commute in your rental car.

Why do fingers get wrinkly in water?


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: fingers shrivel water

Why: When were [drinking] in the pool, it seemed like maybe it was chemicals doing it. Except that the pool was salt water!! And it happens in the bathtub, too!!

Answer: Because oil and water don't mix! You know how you're not allowed to touch paintings or sculptures* or first editions of The Velveteen Rabbit because your fingers have destructive oils? When you're submerged in water (or in the shower for way too long and use up all the hot water CHANDLER), oil soaks away from the outer layers of skin. The oils are designed to protect the epidermis and reduce water evaporation, and also to block water from entering the skin.

Once the outer oils have soaked away, your skin starts to absorb water. The outermost layer (called stratum corneum, "horny layer" lol) is made up of mostly dry dead cells, thick to protect your fingers when you dig for bugs or climb trees or build huts or scroll your mouse wheel or whatever. When the outer layer absorbs water, it expands like a sponge animal - but the underneath layers of dermis don't. What you see as pruney wrinkles are really just crests and valleys of swollen and non-swollen skin.
Science is disgusting.

*True confessions: I touched the Rosetta Stone once when I was 12. It was just sitting right there out in the open, waiting for me to put my grubby little hands all over it. I hope they've put it under glass since then.

Source: WonderQuest, SuperTight Stuff

The More You Know: While we're at it, do you know what causes goosebumps? It's a reflex (called horripilation) that causes individual muscles at the base of each hair to contract and make the hair stand up straight. It is linked to the sympathetic nervous system, which is responsible for most fight-or-flight responses - but is also constantly active, dilating pupils, activating sweat glands, constricting blood vessels, promoting ejaculation, etc. Goosebumps aren't really beneficial to humans (maybe because we don't have much fur), but they are helpful for other animals for 2 reasons:
  • When it's cold, horripilation causes air to get trapped between individual hairs, causing an extra layer of insulation.
  • When threatened, raised hair makes an animal seem larger and more intimidating / less fuckwithable.
It's always a reflex, though - not something any animal does on purpose. It's also some fun evidence of evolution.

Which came first: Wikipedia or White House | Black Market?


Search
: wikipedia

Why: I looked at my tabs, and I was all, "When did I look up Dresses & Skirts on Wikipedia?"
and the answer was "never."
They just have the same font.

Answer: White House | Black Market! It actually used to be 2 different stores - White House first opened in 1985 and Black Market (owned by the same company) came in 1995. They joined together in 1997. As of 2003, the store is owned by the folks at Chico's. As of 2011, it is the place where I got the only semi-fancy party clothes that will fit me in December.

Wikipedia was first launched in 2001.

Source: Wikipedia

The More You Know: My mom invariably calls White House | Black Market "the Black and White Store." There's about a 30% chance that if pressed, she couldn't give the correct real name.

Also, that font is called Hoefler Text.
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