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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Who is Terry Nazon?

: Terry Nazon

Why: In the Lemondrop article "Dating Disasters - What's Fixable, and What's Unforgivable" by [Redacted] Guy:
I'm going to assume as a gentle reader of this progressive-minded website that you aren't racist, homophobic, xenophobic, anti-Semitic, anti-Canadian, or pro-Bieber. My guess is you, like me, may accidentally fall prey to more of the garden-variety verbal buffoonery, like casually mocking astrology to someone who goes suddenly ashen-faced because their mom is Terry Nazon (look her up).
Answer: Terry Nazon World Famous Celebrity Astrologer #1 Best Astrologer!

No really:
Let her read your natal birth chart!

The More You Know: Here is a convo I overheard the other night.
H: Yo mane, what's your sign?
G: Scorpio.
H: You got Pisces tendencies.
G: I don't know anything about astrology.
Well, me neither. All I know is that with the Moon in Capricorn influencing my solar 12th House of solitude and behind the scenes activities, today is my day to work hard and complete tasks, which I really feel is what I'm doing right now. Also, in 2010, a long distance relationship will heat up my cold winter nights. I look forward to it! Thanks, Terry!

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