Stuff I've Googled, what I Googled a few minutes ago, what I'm Googling now, why I'm Googling, and other fascinating information.

Monday, November 30, 2009

How much weight can a train pull?


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: how much weight can a train pull

Why: A train track runs right through the middle of Memphis, which is kind of annoying. A train drove by me and Joel the other night.

Answer: A shitton:
Since gravity and horsepower are constants, there is a simple formula used to calculate how much horsepower will be needed to move a given amount of tonnage up a grade, called the "Rolling Train Resistance Formula". It is as follows: take the horsepower per ton (HPT), multiply by twelve, divide by the percentage of the grade, and that will tell you the speed you will make. Expressed another way, HPT x 12 / %G = S.

The locomotives are indeed putting out a lot of horsepower. On US railroads a typical diesel-electric road locomotive develops between 3,000 and 6,000 horsepower each. But this applies to the diesel engine itself, or prime mover, which powers the main alternator, companion alternator and auxilliary generator.

The main alternator supplies electricity for the axle hung traction motors, which are what does the actual pulling. "Tractive Effort", or torque, is the name of the game, and the electric motor is king in this realm. A simple rule of thumb is that the locomotive will convert approximately 25% of its weight into tractive effort. Again, most locos in the US are in the neighborhood of 410,000 lbs., they produce about 105,000 ft/lbs of torque. To compare, the production model of the 429 Hemi, gasoline powered automobile engine, was the highest producer of torque at 405 ft/lbs.

As far as getting the power to the rail, the weight of the locomotive is where it gets its traction. When 200+ tons occupies twelve points on the rail, each not much bigger than a silver dollar, it "hooks up" pretty good. In instances where extra traction is needed, such as at starting or on wet rail, sand is applied in front of the drive wheels for extra grip.
Source: A retired locomotive engineer on Yahoo! Answers

The More You Know: Thomas the Tank Engine first appeared in 1946 in the book Thomas the Tank Engine as a station pilot, whose job was to shunt coaches for the bigger engines. He longed for more important jobs such as pulling the express train like Gordon, but his inexperience prevented this. Eventually he was responsible for rescuing James the Red Engine after an accident, and the Fat Controller (then known as the Fat Director) decided that he was a Really Useful Engine, and ready for his own branch line. He has remained in charge of this line ever since.

What is a doyenne?


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: doyenne

Why: In the scathing Dallas Observer review, "The Blind Side: What Would Black People Do Without Nice White Folks?" that Kate posted:
An officious caretaker, Leigh Anne clears out the guest bedroom for Michael, earning the nervous praise of the Tennessee doyennes with whom she regularly lunches. Though they congratulate their friend's altruism, they're convinced Leigh Anne's new charge will either rob her Memphis McMansion or violate her daughter.
Answer: n. (Fr.) A woman who is the senior member of a group; an elder; a person who is older than you are.

The feminine version of doyen:
1 a : the senior member of a body or group b : a person considered to be knowledgeable or uniquely skilled as a result of long experience in some field of endeavor
2 : the oldest example of a category
Source: The Free Dictionary, Merriam-Webster

The More You Know
: On Wikipedia (though uncited):
Oher stated he was unhappy with the portrayal of young Michael Oher in the film, as one that didn't have much football acumen; which he states wasn't true. He stated that he always had a high football IQ, even before he played organized football.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

I want to see some trees by Axel Erlandson


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: gilroy gardens axel; axel erlandson

Why: In Reader's Digest, "Four Ways of Looking at a Tree":
Inspired by his observations of tree limbs that had naturally fused together (a phenomenon called inosculation), he began to cut and meld together different trees' trunks and branches into a single, fantastical tree... "The Basket Tree" - the result of grafting six sycamores at 42 different points - is one of 19 of his living artworks on display at Gilroy Gardens, a theme park in California.
Answer: Omg neat:

Source: Google Images

The More You Know: Gilroy Gardens (in Gilroy, CA, sorta near Santa Cruz) is the only California theme park with a horticultural theme. The park is a non-profit organization created and designed to educate guests and foster a greater appreciation of the natural world and man's ability to shape it. Who wants to go play in the Tree Top Sprayground?
Waterslide!!

What's a gryke?


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: gryke

Why: In The Road by Cormac McCarthy:
He descended into a gryke in the stone and there he crouched coughing and he coughed for a long time.
Answer: Also spelled grike, it's a cleft in limestone.
Source: Encarta

The More You Know: Why does McCarthy use all these weird spellings? He grew up in Tennessee, for Pete's sake.

I want to see a picture of a slutlamp


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: slutlamp

Why: In The Road by Cormac McCarthy:
He screwed down the plastic cup and wiped the bottle off with a rag and hefted it in his hand. Oil for their little slutlamp to light the long gray dusks, the long gray downs.
Answer: Here is one:

Source: Google Images

The More You Know: It's a jar or bottle of oil with a cloth wick in it. According to the Dictionary of Caribbean English Usage, it may also be called a smut lamp!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

I want to watch the SNL sketch "The Mellow Show"


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: snl jack johnson

Why: I told Dan I would put it here.

Answer: Ultimate Frisbee:
Source: NBC.com

The More You Know: Hemp necklace.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

What is the song in the Chrysler 300 commercial?


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: "make me thrill as only you know how"

Why: I just saw it during "The Biggest Loser."

Answer: It's a 1954 cover of the mambo song "Sway" ("¿Quién será?") by Dean Martin with Julie London!!! Hear the rest of it:
Source: Dag.Wieers (?)

The More You Know: I have the biggest f-ing crush on Dean Martin. Oh boy. Since it's nearly the season, why don't you listen to him sing my favorite version of my favorite Christmas-time song, "Baby, It's Cold Outside" (which seems to be about date rape)?

I want to see some swags & jabots


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: swags jabots

Why: I am editing an article called "How to Sew Swags & Jabots," like for a window treatment. It says:
When a treatment dips down in the middle of the window and then cascades down at the sides, those are swags and jabots. The swag is the U-shaped pieces in the middle, while the jabots are the fabric to the sides.
Answer: Hey!
Source: Google Images

The More You Know: A jabot is also an ornamental cascade of ruffles or frills down the front of a shirt, blouse, or dress. The word comes from the French term for a bird's "crop."

What foods are acidic?


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: what foods are acidic teeth

Why: My teeth have gotten rrriiill sensitive lately. According to the Internet:
Tooth sensitivity can be reduced by using a desensitizing toothpaste, applying sealants and other desensitizing ionization and filling materials including fluoride by your dentist, and decreasing the intake of acid-containing foods.
Answer: Most of the foods I eat!
There are many different types of food and drink that are high in acidity and a myriad of acids that can negatively affect your dental health:
  • Fruit and fruit products contain citric and malic acids
  • Soft drinks contain phosphoric acid
  • Fermented products (yogurt) contains lactic acid
  • Grapes and wines contain tartaric acid
Source: Go Ask Alice

The More You Know: Sensitive-teeth toothpastes (like Sensodyne®, Sensodyne® ProNamel™, and that fluoride stuff my mom got me) all taste just terrible. But there is still hope!
Even if your teeth are already eroded, there are ways to prevent further breakdown of the dental enamel. Using alkaline (baking soda) or neutral tooth pastes and mouthwashes, chewing sugar-free gums, and finishing a meal with milk or a small piece of cheese can help by increasing salivary flow to wash away and dilute acids on your teeth.
Did you hear that? Night cheese.

What does MSRP stand for?

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Why: I am shopping for shoes to buy (with money I don't have).
I always hear that term on commercials when Mr. Testaverde / the Micro Machines man runs his mouth.

Answer
: Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price!

Source: WiseGeek

The More You Know: Re: cars: colon:

MSRP is sometimes called the "sticker price," as dealerships used to place the MSRP of each new car on a large sticker on the windshield as a way to advertise to passing traffic. This practice has been largely replaced with a spec sheet on the side window that notes the MSRP. Some dealerships leave the MSRP off the spec sheet of certain models that are in demand, hoping to negotiate the best price possible. If the MSRP is posted, potential buyers might immediately expect to pay less than the dealership knows the market will bear. If the buyer has to ask for the MSRP, the dealer can talk about it along with various "extras" the vehicle has, starting the negotiations from a higher price.

The MSRP of a vehicle does not include taxes, registration, transportation to the dealership and other miscellaneous fees. While most people expect to get a discount off the MSRP, when all of the extraneous charges are added in, the price "out the door" might be close to, or even higher than, the MSRP. In fact, MSRPs used to be set fairly high, which allowed a good-sized discount, but in recent years the trend has tended towards setting the MSRP closer to the actual market value. Depending on the model and the demand, it is not unusual today to pay full MSRP at a dealership, plus the miscellaneous charges

What are silverfish?


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: silverfish

Why: In The Stolen Child by Keith Donohue:
We threw ourselves into our books and papers. We read the Greeks in translation, Clytemnestra in her grief, Antigone's honor in a thin coating of earth. Grendel prowling the bleak Danish night. The pilgrims of Canterbury and lives on the road. Maxims of Pope, the rich clot of humanity in all of Shakespeare, Milton's angels and aurochs, Gulliver big, little, yahoo. Wild ecstasies of Keats. Shelley's Frankenstein. Rip Van Winkle sleeping it off. Speck insisted on Austen, Eliot, Emerson, Thoreau, both Brontës, Alcott, Nesbitt, Rossetti, both Brownings, and especially Alice down the rabbit hole. We worked our way right up to the present age, chewing through the books like a pair of silverfish.
Answer: Little wingless insects that eat glue:
Silverfish consume matter that contains polysaccharides, such as starches and dextrin in adhesives. These include glue, book bindings, paper, photos, sugar, hair, carpet, clothing and dandruff. Silverfish can also cause damage to books and tapestries. Other substances that may be eaten include cotton, linen, silk and synthetic fibers, and dead insects or even its own exuvia (moulted exoskeleton). During famine, a silverfish may even attack leatherware and synthetic fabrics. Silverfish can live for a year or more without eating.
(Book damaged by silverfish)
Source: Wikipedia

The More You Know: How bad is it that I have no idea who Nesbitt or Rossetti are? I assume "Nesbitt" is Edith / E. Nesbit (even though Donohue spells it with 2 Ts). She wrote over 40 noverls for children and directly or indirectly influenced peeps like J.K. Rowling and C.S. Lewis, who even mentions her Bastable Children in his Narnia book The Magician's Nephew.

"Rosetti" must be Dante Gabriel Rossetti, a 19th century English poet (and painter). Late in life:
Rossetti acquired an obsession for exotic animals, and in particular wombats. He would frequently ask friends to meet him at the "Wombat's Lair" at the London Zoo in Regent's Park, and would spend hours there himself. Finally, in September 1869, he was to acquire the first of two pet wombats. This short-lived wombat, named "Top," was often brought to the dinner table and allowed to sleep in the large centrepiece of the dinner table during meals.

This fascination with exotic animals continued throughout Rossetti's life, finally culminating in the purchase of a llama and a toucan which Rossetti would dress in a cowboy hat and persuade it to ride the llama round the dining table for his amusement.
The more you know.


Monday, November 23, 2009

What is Amy Fisher up to?


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: amy fisher

Why: In the 11 Points list of "11 Literary References People Make without Realizing It"

Without Nabokov, Amy Fisher wouldn't have been the Long Island Lolita. I mean... she still would've had sex with the old ugly guy, the media just would've come up with a different nickname.
Answer: She is a porn "star"! Highlights from her life:
  • Fisher was charged with first-degree attempted murder, but pleaded guilty to one count of assault in the first degree. In December 1992, she was sentenced to 5–15 years in prison.
  • In 1999, after she served 7 years in prison, the Nassau County District Attorney consented to vacating Fisher's original plea bargain for a new plea with a 3–10 year sentence, ensuring her immediate release on parole.
  • After her release from prison, Fisher became a columnist for the Long Island Press. In 2004, she published a book about her experiences, entitled If I Knew Then.
  • In 2003, she married Louis Bellera, with whom she has 3 children.
  • In October 2007, the New York Post published allegations that Lou Bellera sold a sex tape of the couple to Red Light District Video.
  • On October 31, nude pictures of Fisher from the video were posted at various Internet sites, and on November 1, 2007, a teaser clip was released, showing a nude Fisher showering and sunbathing. Of note were a tattoo surrounding her navel, a breast augmentation, and unusual and explicit dirty talk.
  • Clips of the video were frequently played on The Howard Stern Show. On March 6, Fisher was a guest on the show, and one topic of discussion was meant to be her video. After the first phone call was from Mary Jo's daughter Jessica, however, Fisher left the show 6 minutes into her interview.
  • On January 12, 2009, Fisher released a pay-per-view adult film titled "Amy Fisher: Totally Nude & Exposed." She also started her own porn site, where she limits herself to girl-on-girl scenes because her husband would be uncomfortable with her doing scenes with men.
  • Fisher signed a deal to become a stripper doing club shows at least once a month.
Source: Wikipedia

The More You Know: On May 13, 2007 the New York Post reported that Amy Fisher had left her husband and Joey Buttafuoco left his girlfriend, and they were reportedly going on a date near Central Park to either reconcile or pitch an idea where they would cohabitate for a reality series. Many similar articles ran in The Post in a lead-up to a possible reality series, but neither Joey nor Amy were quoted confirming their supposed romantic reconciliation.

Joey's second wife Evanka withdrew her divorce petition on June 22, 2007, in an apparent reconciliation. Bummerrrrr.

I want to hear the song "Click, Clack" by Ralf Mackenbach


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: click clack mackenbach

Why: This weekend, this jam won the 2009 Junior Eurovision Song Contest, which Dave had been waiting for all year. (A past entry was Sarah & Cara's favorite song "Navegando en Internet.")

Answer: Here it is! Click clack, tickity tack!
Source: YouTube

The More You Know: The weird beginning of video kind of reminds me of "Bowl of Oranges" by Bright Eyes, y/y?

What's the song on the Mitsubishi Outlander commercial?


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: "the world was endless with possibilities"

Why: I just saw it!

Answer: "M.A.G.I.C." by Swedish Duo The Sound of Arrows! Get your ears ready!

Source: Check the Availability

The More You Know: Here is another song by them - "Into the Clouds" - that I think should be the new music for Space Mountain (which I went on last night and was awesome):

The Sound of Arrows - Into the Clouds (Music video) from The Sound of Arrows on .

Sunday, November 22, 2009

What's in the song in the Crayola Glow Dome commercial?


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: "never gonna go out never go out"

Why: I just saw it!

Answer: "Light Bulb" by Rachel Goodrich! Watch & listen here:
Source: Yahoo! Answers

The More You Know: Crayola produces nearly 3 billion crayons each year, an average of 12
million daily. That's enough to circle the globe 6 times!

After counting more than 25,000 votes cast by Crayola crayon fans of all ages in
the Crayola Color Census 2000, the final tally revealed that Americans’ favorite
Crayola crayon color is blue. In fact, six other shades of blue finished in the Top
10, including:
  • Cerulean
  • Midnight blue
  • Aquamarine
  • Periwinkle
  • Denim
  • Blizzard blue
Other colors rounding out the Top 10 list included purple heart, Caribbean green and cerise:

Why was Louis Armstrong called Satchmo?


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: satchmo

Why: In The Stolen Child by Keith Donohue:
"Who's your favorite musician, Jimmy?"
"Louis Armstrong."
We laughed at the secret admission. In his waking life, he would have claimed some rock drummer like Charlie Watts of the Stones, but never Satchmo.
Answer: It's short for Satchelmouth!
The nickname Satchmo or Satch is short for Satchelmouth (describing his embouchure). In 1932, then Melody Maker magazine editor Percy Brooks greeted Armstrong in London with "Hello, Satchmo!", and it stuck.
Embouchre is the use of facial muscles and the shaping of the lips to the mouthpiece of a wind or brass instrument.
Source: Wikipedia

The More You Know: Early on, he was also known as Dippermouth. This is a reference to the propensity he had for refreshing himself with the "dipper" or ladle from a bucket of sugar water that was always present on stage with Joe Oliver's band in Chicago in the 1920s.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Did Joni Mitchell give a kid up for adoption to feed a drug habit?


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: joni mitchell

Why: On the comments for this YouTube video of "Big Yellow Taxi" (1970):
azazel637 (2 days ago)
i read she sold her own daughter to feed a drug habit when she was just 22. In her songs she likes to come across as pure but shes not.
Answer: Ermm... that is probably an exaggeration. First, from Wikipedia:
She found out that she was pregnant by her college ex-boyfriend, and in February 1965 she gave birth to a baby girl. A few weeks after the birth, Joni Anderson married folk-singer Chuck Mitchell, and took his surname. A few weeks later she gave her daughter, Kelly Dale Anderson, up for adoption. The experience remained private for most of her career, but she made allusions to it in several songs, most notably a very specific telling of the story in the 1971 song "Little Green". Mitchell's 1982 song "Chinese Cafe", from the album Wild Things Run Fast, includes the lyrics "Your kids are coming up straight / My child's a stranger / I bore her / But I could not raise her".

Mitchell's daughter, renamed Kilauren Gibb, began a search for her as an adult. In 1997 Gibb mentioned her search to the girlfriend of a man with whom she had grown up. By coincidence, this woman knew a third person who had once told her that he knew Joni Mitchell years earlier "when she was pregnant". Mitchell and her daughter were reunited shortly thereafter.

Next, here is a pretty interesting account of the whole ordeal, which I find especially interesting - I think you know why. Tidbits:
  • The child’s father, a Calgary artist named Brad MacMath, had, as the song says, disappeared "to California/hearing everything was warmer there." Joni balked at the prospect of being a single, destitute mother, and was not prepared to ask her parents back in Saskatchewan for help - they did not even know she was pregnant.
  • Kilauren grew up in a world of private schools and country clubs and tropical vacations. She landed a career as a fashion model.
  • The mystery of Kilauren’s adoption cast a lengthening shadow over her life. She says that her parents did not tell her she was adopted until she was 27 and pregnant with her own child. Kilauren then embarked on a frustrating five-year quest to track down her birth mother. Now 32, she is separated from the father of her son, Marlin, who is almost 4. And a "happy ending" quite different from the one envisioned in Little Green has come to pass.
  • Losing Kilauren to her birth mother "was our greatest fear," adoptive mother Ida Gibb told Maclean’s last week. "It was a nightmare that this would happen to us when she was little and when she was a teenager. Now, it is easier to take. But it’s still hard."
And another interview about how she was kind of a "good time Charlie" square.

Source: Wikipedia, The Canadian Encyclopedia

The More You Know: From "Little Green" (listen here):
Born with the moon in Cancer
Choose her a name she will answer to
Call her green for the children that have made her

...

Child with a child pretending
Weary of lies you are sending home
So you sign all the papers in the family name
You're sad and you're sorry, but you're not ashamed
Little green, have a happy ending

I want to hear the Counting Crows version of "Big Yellow Taxi"


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: Big Yellow Taxi

Why: Josh just said Vanessa Carlton sings on that cover (originally by Joni Mitchell). I guess she sings the Oooooooohh... bop bop bops.

Answer: Here:
Source: Daily Motion

The More You Know: I hate this song. WSHS alumni, remember when some annoying hippie teacher sang this song at the talent show senior year? It was right after Coach Thweatt sang that song "Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon...

Anyway, Joni Mitchell said (about the original):
I wrote 'Big Yellow Taxi' on my first trip to Hawaii. I took a taxi to the hotel and when I woke up the next morning, I threw back the curtains and saw these beautiful green mountains in the distance. Then, I looked down and there was a parking lot as far as the eye could see, and it broke my heart... this blight on paradise. That's when I sat down and wrote the song.

Where did Hannibal Lecter grow up?


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: hannibal lecter

Why: Silence of the Lambs was the first DVD I owned, and I have watched Hannibal many times, too, including the day after my 18th birthday and right now. And Red Dragon a few times, too. Lecter's accent is kind of... muddled, no? Anthony Hopkins is Welsh.

I never watched the prequel Hannibal Rising because Hopkins was not in it. (I never read any of the books.)

Answer: Lithuania! but he lived all over. According to Hannibal Rising - novel (2006) and screenplay both written by Lecter creator Thomas Harris:
The story explains that Lecter is born into an aristocratic family in Lithuania in 1933, and that he and his little sister Mischa are orphaned in 1944 when invading German and Soviet forces storm the family estate. Shortly thereafter, Lecter and Mischa are captured by a band of Nazi deserters, who murder and cannibalize Mischa before her brother's eyes. The death of his beloved sister is extremely traumatic for Lecter, rendering him temporarily mute and sparking his fixation with cannibalism.

Lecter escapes from the deserters and takes up residence in an orphanage until he is adopted by his uncle Robert and his Japanese wife, Lady Murasaki. As Lecter grows into a young man, he forms a close pseudo-romantic relationship with the widowed Murasaki and shows great intellectual aptitude, entering medical school at a young age. During this period, he receives tutelage in the Japanese Martial Art of Kenjutsu by Murasaki, who descended from a house of Hiroshima Samurai. Despite his seemingly comfortable life, Lecter is consumed by a savage obsession with avenging Mischa's death.

After gaining his first taste of murder (punishing the racist butcher by slaying him with Murasaki's Katana for publicly insulting her ethnicity), Lecter methodically tracks down, tortures and murders each of the men who ate his sister, in the process forsaking his relationship with Murasaki and seemingly losing all traces of his humanity.

The novel ends with Lecter being accepted into the Johns Hopkins Medical Center. He enters Canada and kills the last of the deserters, a taxidermist, and is delivered to Johns Hopkins in the United States via train.
Source: Wikipedia

The More You Know: Author Thomas Harris was born in Jackson, TN (home of Casey Jones Village) and grew up in Mississippi.

Thomas Harris has given few interviews, and has never explained where he got inspiration for Hannibal Lecter, but in a documentary for Hannibal Rising, Lecter's early murders were said by the filmmakers to be based on murders that Harris had covered when he was a crime scene reporter in the 1960s.

In 1992, Harris also paid a visit to the ongoing trials of Pietro Pacciani, who was suspected of being the serial killer nicknamed the "Monster of Florence." Parts of the killer's M.O. were used as reference for the novel Hannibal, which was released in 1999.

According to David Sexton, author of The Strange World of Thomas Harris: Inside the Mind of the Creator of Hannibal Lecter, Harris once told a librarian that Lecter was inspired by William Coyne, a local murderer who had escaped from prison in 1934 and gone on a rampage that included acts of murder and cannibalism.

I want to watch the Pristiq commercial


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: pristiq commercial

Why: Lee's Fb status says:
Does anyone else think that the wind-up doll on the Pristiq commercials looks exactly like Meredith on The Office??
Answer: Here is one. There are a bunch of stupid parodies:
Source: YouTube

The More You Know: Compare to the real Meredith (Kate Flannery). Instead of taking Pristiq, she drinks away her depression and low self-esteem:

What is the Little Lad?


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: little lad

Why: Wtf:
Answer: It was a Starburst ad 2 and a half years ago. Bummed that I missed it.
Consider their latest creation: the Little Lad, a slightly effeminate English adult with high-button shoes, pageboy wig, Fauntleroy suit and intermittent falsetto. In a 30-second spot that is now a YouTube favorite, he approaches two young guys at a bus station and goes ecstatic about Starburst's new Berries and Crème fruit chew. He then does a semi-spastic Little Lad dance as he squeals "Berries and cream, berries and cream! I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream!"

And why is an elfin Dickens character dancing in a bus station? Because, duh, who eats berries and cream? Nineteenth-century English boys.
Source: AdAge

The More You Know: Do they even still make those? Was this ad campaign a miserable failure?


Friday, November 20, 2009

I want to hear the song "Dragostea Din Tei" by O-Zone


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: Dragostea_din_tei

Why: Several years ago, I think Cara and Sarah used to sing it all the time when reminiscing about their days abroad in España. Someone said the words meant something like, "Text me. Send me a text."

Anyway, I recently heard it sampled on some song, and I think I saw Rihanna in the music video. Ri-Ri's #1 fan Joel of 2Pz really helped me track this one down. It was tough because a) It's not English and b) I didn't know of any actual lyrics other than the yodeling.

Answer: Omg, it's so awesome. The fun starts at about 0:50. Let's go to the discotheque!
The band is Moldovan and the lyrics are Romanian. Dragostea din tei means something like "love from the linden trees," which are popular in Romanian poetry, or maybe "the first love." The song (released April 2004) is also known as "Ma Ya Hi" and "The Numa Numa Song." There was a whole Internet phenomenon about it after Gary Brolsma recorded himself singing along.

Also, the new song that samples it is "Live Your Life" by T.I. ft. Rihanna, and it's like a year old.

Source: YouTube

The More You Know: That's not the "Send me a text" song, by the way - I had my club jams confused. That was "Navegando en Internet," which is about sending an e-mail to yr boyfriend. Get out your bare midriffs!

When did Coca-Cola introduce the Dynamic Ribbon?


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: coke logos

Why: The disclaimer on the soda fountain downstairs says something like:
Coca-Cola and the Dynamic Ribbon are registered trademarks of...
Answer: 1962! It makes sense, since that was when America was getting really wild. The little wave pretty much says, "Live a little!"

The famous Coca-Cola logo was created in 1885 by inventor John Pemberton's bookkeeper, Frank Mason Robinson. He came up with the name and chose the logo's distinctive cursive script. The typeface used, known as Spencerian script, was developed in the mid 19th century and was the dominant form of formal handwriting in the United States during that period.

Source: Flowing Data

The More You Know: Look at this completely inaccurate chart of Coke and Pepsi designs from the past hundred years, and then the corrected version:

Thursday, November 19, 2009

What happened to Warren Moon in 1995?


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: warren moon

Why: On "30 Rock" (Astronaut Mike Dexter played by Dot Com):
ASTRONAUT MIKE DEXTER - I'm gonna be coming by all the time, getting jealous, taking things out of context. That dude Brian will be happier moving out.
BRIAN - OK, everybody just calm down.
ASTRONAUT MIKE DEXTER - I feel angry, like Warren Moon must have felt back in 1995.
LIZ LEMON - As I've told you many times during our relationship, no one gets that reference.
Answer: Moon is a former quarterback for the Edmonton Eskimos (1978-1983), the Houston Oilers (1984-1993), the Minnesota Vikings (1994-1996), the Seattle Seahawks (1997-1998), and the Kansas City Chiefs (1999-2000).

I think this is the event in question:
On July 18, 1995, Warren reportedly had a violent confrontation with his wife Felicia. She told detectives that he had slapped her, choked her, and chased her when she fled in a car. In a July 21 press conference, Warren apologized for a "tremendous mistake" and said he would seek counseling. Despite Felicia's refusal to press charges, Warren was arrested for misdemeanor assault and went to trial in February 1996; he was acquitted.
Source: Wikipedia

The More You Know: A few weeks ago, Jenna walked into a room and said, "Beat it, Grizz or Dot Com." That's racist, but I smile every time I think of it.

During his NFL career, Warren Moon was named to nine Pro Bowl games (1988–1995, 1997). Moon currently works as a broadcaster for the Seattle Seahawks. He was elected into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 2006, becoming both the first Canadian Football Hall of Famer, first undrafted quarterback and the first African-American quarterback to be so honored. Here is in action, throwing a football:

Was Dwight's "onlys and justs" proverb real?


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: onlys and justs candies nuts; onlies and justs candies nuts; unte danch; unte donch; und danc fest; unde danke; unte danch fest; ernte donch fest

Why: Tonight on "The Office," Dwight Schrute said:
If onlys and justs were candies and nuts
Then every day would be Ernte Dank Fest
Answer: No! Though maybe it's something like:
If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas?
which may have been said by the football player Don Meredith, patterned after a Scottish proverb about horses and turnips and swords, or:
If ifs and ands were pots and pans
We'd be washing up forever.
Source: Google!

The More You Know: Erntedankfest (the "harvest festival of thanks") is Thanksgiving in Germany. It is primarily a rural and a religious celebration, usually celebrated the 1st Sunday in October . When it is celebrated in larger cities, it is usually part of a church service and not anything like the big traditional family holiday in North America.
A typical Erntedankfest celebration at Berlin's Evangelisches Johannesstift Berlin (the Protestant/evangelische Johannesstift Church) is an all-day affair held in late September. A typical Fest begins with a service at 10:00 am. A Thanksgiving procession is held at 2:00 pm and concludes with the presenting of the traditional "harvest crown" (Erntekrone). At 3:00 pm there's music ("von Blasmusik bis Jazz"), dancing, and food inside and outside the church. A 6:00 pm evening service is followed by a lantern and torch parade (Laternenumzug) for the kids — with fireworks! The ceremonies end around 7:00 pm.



Who sings the song that goes "It cuts you up"?


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: "cuts you up" throws you down

Why: I just heard it on 93.1 Jack FM, but it is old. It kind of sounds like Toad the Wet Sprocket, but like angrier.

Answer: Peter Murphy! It is called "Cuts You Up" and it is from 1990. Remember music videos?
Source: Song Meanings

The More You Know: Compare:
I love you Glen Philips!!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

What's the Chinese national anthem?


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: chinese national anthem

Why: At first I thought "Happy Birthday" might be the most instantly recognized song in the world, but then I remembered 1/6th of the citizens of the world are Chinese.

Answer: "March of the Volunteers"! It was written by the noted poet and playwright Tian Han and first performed as part of a 1934 play in Shanghai. The original lyrics are still the official lyrics of the national anthem. In English:
Arise! All who refuse to be slaves!
Let our flesh and blood become our new Great Wall!
As the Chinese nation faces its greatest peril,
All forcefully expend their last cries.
Arise! Arise! Arise!
Our million hearts beat as one,
Brave the enemy's fire, March on!
Brave the enemy's fire, March on!
March on! March on! On!
Source: Wikipedia

The More You Know: This would make a good parade song.

Who is the Dow Jones named after?


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: dow jones

Why: In the In Touch Weekly crossword, #94 Down: "___ Jones"
DOW
Answer: Wall Street Journal founder Charles Dow (1851-1902) and statistician Edward Jones (1856-1920)! The Dow Jones Industrial Average, icydk, is an index that shows how certain large, publicly-owned companies have traded during a standard trading session in the stock market.

Source: Wikipedia

The More You Know: I always thought DOW was an acronym, like for Dollars of the World or Dirty and Weird. Oops!

I want to watch that PSA that says "I learned it by watching you"


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: i learned it from you

Why: It's hilarious.

Answer: Bingo!
Source: YouTube

The More You Know: What's your favorite GI Joe PSA? Last one there is a penis pump!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

I want to see some baby porcupines


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: porcupette

Why: On ZooBorns, a Fluffy Baby Paraguayan Porcupine (thx 2Pz):
Answer: Here are some:
Source: Google Images

The More You Know: A baby porcupine is called a porcupette. Its quills begin to harden during its first hour of life. Watch them porcupines run:

I want to see pictures of Sergio Santos's tiny apartment


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: sergio santos apartment

Why: In the Reader's Digest article "Second Acts: Recession Success Stories" -

I went to see a bedroom for rent. It was listed for $500, but the landlord said I could have it for $350 if he maintained control of the closet for storage. I told him later, "I don't want the bedroom, but I'm interested in the closet." I suggested that I pay $150 a month for it. He thought I was joking.

The closet measures just 5 ½ feet by 14 feet. With my design experience, I was confident I could make it into a great living space. I sketched for three days. I measured old pieces of wood that people donated. It was like putting together a puzzle.

In March, I moved in. It's a legal rental. The landlord cut out a door so I'd have access to a kitchen and bathroom, which I share with three other tenants. I have a mini-fridge, a microwave, and a storage bin for dry goods. I made a loft for my bed, TV, and DVD player. My clothes hang on a metal rod.

Answer: Here are some shots:
Source: Google Images

The More You Know: Santos is an architect. Here is his website, including more shots of his Living in a Closet.

Monday, November 16, 2009

What is Noot Seear's full name?


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: noot seear

Why: I just saw her on a news blurb about the New Moon premiere. She plays Heidi. She said:
I have a small part in the movie, but everyone knows my name.
Sure, Noot.

Answer: Renata Seear! She is Canadian, but she totally has a fake British accent.

Source: IMDb

The More You Know: Who?

What's the song on the Palm Pixi commercial?


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: palm pixi commercial

Why: Just saw it during "Gossip Girl." The song has no words. It sounds like... well, pixies.

Answer: "Sleepyhead" by Passion Pit! This commercial right here:
Source: PreCentral.net

The More You Know: Variety used the slang "passion pit" to refer to drive-in theaters because of their privacy and romantic allure for teenagers. The band was formed in Cambridge, MA. The song does have lyrics, btw. Here is a video:

Is there a website that makes fake license plates?


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: make a license plate

Why: A novelty plate is a real dream of mine, except I am poor / cheap.

Answer: Haha Vinz Decals will do all that and more!

Vin will make just about anything, including decals for your caliper and 3rd brake light. However, I should note that Minnesota and California appear to be the only US states for which he makes plates.

Source: VinzDecals

The More You Know: We went on Tower of Terror twice yesterday. Another dream of mine:
(Omg, there is a 1997 made-for-TV movie called Tower of Terror - based on the ride - starring Steve Guttenburg? Kat, are you reading this? I will come to that Movie Night for sure.)

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