Stuff I've Googled, what I Googled a few minutes ago, what I'm Googling now, why I'm Googling, and other fascinating information.

Monday, August 31, 2009

How many ounces is 108 grams?


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: grams to ounces

Why: One Gorton's Lemon Pepper grilled fish fillet is 108 grams. I live in America where what the hell is a gram.


Answer: 3.80958 oz!

Source: metric-conversions.org

The More You Know: Do you want to learn some Greek / mostly useless words for various metric measurements? Use these when you visit Canada!
  • 10–24 gram - yoctogram (yg)
  • 10–21 gram - zeptogram (zg)
  • 10–18 gram - attogram (ag)
  • 10–15 gram - femtogram (fg)
  • 10–12 gram - picogram (pg)
  • 10–9 gram - nanogram (ng)
  • 10–6 gram - microgram (µg / mcg)
  • 10–3 gram - milligram (mg)
  • 10–2 gram - centigram (cg)
  • 10–1 gram - decigram (dg)
  • 101 gram - decagram (dag)
  • 102 gram - hectogram (hg)
  • 103 gram - kilogram (kg)
  • 106 gram - megagram (Mg / metric ton)
  • 109 gram - gigagram (Gg)
  • 1012 gram - teragram (Tg)
  • 1015 gram - petagram (Pg)
  • 1018 gram - exagram (Eg)
  • 1021 gram - zettagram (Zg)
  • 1024 gram - yottagram (Yg)

Is oolong tea good for you?


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: is oolong tea good for you

Why: I usually stick to green, but today I am drinking Pomegranate Oolong.

Answer: Yes! As I learned before, white, green, black, white and oolong tea are all made from the Camellia sinensis plant. The leaves and buds are just grown or processed differently.

Oolong tea can help:
  • Diabetes! It may be an effective adjunct to oral hypoglycemic agents in the treatment of type 2 diabetes.
  • Eczema! Patients with eczema improved after drinking a liter of oolong tea daily.
  • Allergies! It has 2 catechin derivatives (C-1 and C-2) with potent antiallergic activity.
  • Bacterial infections! Oolong tea polyphenols strongly inhibit the enzyme activities of some types of streptococci.
  • Cavities! Polyphenolic compounds could be useful for controlling dental caries.
  • Obesity! Drinking it stimulates both EE and fat oxidation in men of normal weight.
  • Cancer! Oolong tea extract has a chemopreventive action against hepatocarcinogenesis.
Source: Best Buy Uniforms (in their "Chef" section)

The More You Know: Oolong is semi-oxidized, black tea is fully oxidized, and green tea is un-oxidized. Fresh tea leaves are high in catechins. Processing the tea reduces these levels - the more the tea is oxidized, the lower the catechin levels. This means that white tea has the highest levels of catechins and black the lowest.

Catechins are the media darling of green tea promoters and usually receive the most coverage when discussing the health benefits of tea. There is one point, however, which is often overlooked:

As the levels of catechins decrease during oxidation, the levels of theaflavins and thearubigins increase. These substances are found in higher concentrations in oolong and black tea and have anti-allergy, anti-inflammatory, and anti-cancer properties. A 2001 Chinese study indicated that the antioxidant properties of green tea and black tea are equal.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

How tall is Denzel Washington?


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: denzel washington

Why: Ariana & Codyman saw him last night at a jazz club or something. He whispered something to Ariana. "Was he tall?" I asked. They couldn't agree.

Answer: 6' 0½" (six feet and a half inches)!

Source: IMDb

The More You Know: Did you know he has been married to Pauletta since 1983? Their 4 kids are John David (b. July 1984), Katia (b. 1987), and twins Malcolm and Olivia (b. 1991).

Who were the real March / Alcott sisters?


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: louisa may alcott

Why: I just watched Little Women.

Answer: They were:
  • Anna Bronson Alcott Pratt (Meg) - She married John Bridge Pratt, who played opposite her in "The Loan of a Lover." Like Meg, she had 2 children - while Meg had a boy and a girl (Demi and Daisy), Anna had 2 boys (Frederick and John).
  • Elizabeth Sewell Alcott (Beth) - She died at 22.
  • Abigail May Alcott Nieriker (Amy) - At 38, she married Swiss businessman / violinist Ernest Nieriker, who was 15 years younger. The next year, she had a baby girl named Louisa May "Lulu," and died 6 weeks later.
Source: Wikipedia

The More You Know:
  • When Anna's husband died, Louisa helped her buy the yellow Thoreau House in Concord. Now it's called the Thoreau-Alcott House.
  • May was the illustrator of the first edition of Little Women, to a negative critical reception.
  • There was no Laurie.

I want to see a picture of Louisa May Alcott


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: louisa may alcott

Why: I just watched Little Women. Winona Ryder plays her autobiographical character Jo.

Answer: Here she is. Uncanny!


Source: Google Images

The More You Know: Unlike Jo, Louisa never married. However, there has been speculation that Ralph W. Emerson was the inspiration for Friedrich's character. Louisa was Emerson's children's governess, and Emerson was a colleague of her father Bronson Alcott.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

What was the name of the guy whose daughter said he was the Zodiac killer?


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: woman claims father was zodiac

Why: I just finished watching Zodiac. It was long as hell and inconclusive, just like the case in real life.

Answer: Guy Ward Hendrickson! The daugher, Deborah Perez, said she accompanied him on some of his killing sprees in the Bay Area and even wrote and stamped the famous letter mailed to the police in 1969.

Source: KTVU.com

The More You Know: She is currently involved in making a documentary about the crimes. Good luck, Debbers.

How do I remove the keys from my Powerbook?


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: remove keys from powerbook

Why: I spilled something on the keyboard in May. It's still sticky.

Answer: Pull with your finger nail (not a screwdriver) on the upper left corner. When you hear it snap out, slide your finger to the middle left and pull it up there as it is connected on the right side.

To reattach, make sure key is centered and push straight down.

Source: Forums.MacNN.com

The More You Know: I cleaned using a combination of toothpicks and Lysol wipes. Man, was it gross.

Has Ione Skye been married since she divorced Ad-Rock?


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: ione skye

Why: I am watching Zodiac. She is in it.

Answer: Yes, twice! She was married to Nobody David Netto from 2001-04 and then married singer Ben Lee in Dec. 2008.

Ben Lee was engaged to Claire Danes, remember? But she left him to take up with Billy Crudup while he was expecting a baby with Mary-Louise Parker. Class all around.

Source: IMDb

The More You Know: Her real last name is Leitch. Her dad is Donovan.


What were Pitchfork's Top 20 tracks of the 2000s?


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: pitchfork

Why: I saw part of the list the other day. How does it end?!

Answer: Here they are:
20. The Walkmen - "The Rat"
19. R. Kelly - "Ignition (Remix)"
18. Hercules and Love Affair - "Blind"
17. Annie - "Heartbeat"
16. The Rapture - "House of Jealous Lovers"
15. The Knife - "Heartbeats"
14. Jay-Z - "99 Problems"
13. LCD Soundsystem - "Losing My Edge"
12. Outkast - "Hey Ya!"
11. Gnarls Barkley - "Crazy"
10. Arcade Fire - "Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)"
9. Animal Collective - "My Girls"
8. Radiohead - "Idioteque"
7. Missy Elliott - "Get Ur Freak On"
6. Yeah Yeah Yeah - "Maps"
5. Daft Punk - "One More Time"
4. Beyoncé [ft. Jay-Z] - "Crazy in Love"
3. M.I.A. [ft. Bun B and Rich Boy] - "Paper Planes (Diplo Remix"
2. LCD Soundsystem - "All My Friends"
1. Outkast - "B.O.B."
Source: Pitchfork Media

The More You Know: I think the only ones of those I don't know are 18 and 15. Good thing the list has clips!

Here is the full list of 500 plus handy checklist! How many do you know?

Friday, August 28, 2009

I want to see a shot from Jim & Pam's wedding


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: jim pam office wedding pics

Why: There is one in In Touch Weekly from a scene filmed last week in Van Nuys. Jim's tie appears to be cut the same way family members' clothes are cut or torn at Jewish funerals. Wtf.

Answer: Here are a few:


Source: Starcasm

The More You Know: Erm... Spoiler alert. Looks like they honeymoon at Niagara Falls.

Also, John Krasinski just proposed to Emily Blunt. Tear.

I want to watch someone open a young Thai coconut


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: open young thai coconut youtube

Why: I got one today. It's the weird kind that those guys sell on street corners around here. It looks like a little grass hut.

Answer: Here is a pretty good video!


First, you have to peel off the crap around the point until the shell is exposed. Then bang on it with the heel of your giant knife until it cracks. Wiggle the knife around (or bang some more) until the shell pops open.

Source: YouTube

The More You Know: Success!


What is a glen?


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: glen

Why: Glendale, Glenoaks, Shady Glen, Glenn Beck, Glenn Close, Glen Phillips, John Glenn, other glens...

Answer: A small, secluded valley! From Scottish Gaelic gleann, from Old Irish glenn.

In Spanish, the word is valle or cañada, which look suspiciously like two other words...

Source: Answers.com

The More You Know: Here are pictures of the glen near the Fairy Glen Hotel in Betws y Coed North Wales and near Faerie Glen in Scotland:

For centuries the place has been been home to animal, and even human sacrifices. Animal sacrifices are still be performed I think still, but very very seldom. You can walk around and find bones lying on and around the hills. As for the human ones, the last one we were told was in 1950. This was performed by people who believe in mother nature, basically, and the power that lay within. Now the people performing these where classified as "Faeries", women that inhabited the land praying to gods above, using means of rituals, dances, brews, and many other things.

Based on myth, the story goes that when God created the universe he threw out parts of spiritual creation on Earth. These parts of creation are what make up the mountains, lands, hills, and areas on earth. While most of the earth is covered by parts of equal creation, there are special and rare spots on earth with an immense concentration of this spiritual energy.This was supposedly one of those places.
Well, whatever.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

What's a word for "provincial speech"?


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: provincial speech

Why: In the In Touch Weekly crossword, #113 across: "Provincial speech"
_ _ TOIS
Answer: PATOIS! A dialect other than the standard or literary dialect - especially illiterate or provincial speech

Source: Wordsmith.org

The More You Know: It was the Word of the Day May 21, 1994! And you know what it was the next day? Agglutinate!

What's a word that means "dye with wax"?


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: dye with wax bati

Why: In the In Touch Weekly crossword, #40 Down: "Dye with wax"
BATI_
Answer: BATIK! A method of dyeing a fabric by which the parts of the fabric not intended to be dyed are covered with removable wax.
Source: Textile Techniques

The More You Know: From Malay batek, of Javanese origin, from Proto-Austronesian beCík, "tattoo" (from the fact that the original process of piercing the waxed cloth prior to soaking was similar to tattooing).

I want to see a picture of Bimbo the Dog


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: bimbo the dog

Why
: One of the ads at the bottom of my screen says:
Betty Boop came into existence on August 9, 1930. She was supposed to be the girlfriend of Bimbo the dog, as competition for Disney’s Mickey Mouse, and both characters were originally dogs with human characteristics. However, Bimbo was forgotten in the wake of Betty’s growing popularity.
Answer: Here he is with dog-faced Betty in Mysterious Mose:


and a later version:


Source: Google Images

The More You Know: Bimbo remained Betty's boyfriend despite the fact that he remained a dog throughout his career. Her little dog Pudgy was introduced in 1931.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

What is the origin of the term "chip on your shoulder"?


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: chip on your shoulder origin

Why: Keira Knightley said:
Not going to university did give me an incredible driving force because it leaves you with a slight chip on your shoulder.
Answer: It is American, first recorded in the Long Island Telegraph for May 20, 1830:
When two churlish boys were determined to fight, a chip would be placed on the shoulder of one, and the other demanded to knock it off at his peril.
The same idea is mentioned in the issue of The Onondaga Standard of Syracuse, NY, for December 8th the same year:
“He waylay me," said I, "the mean sneaking fellow — I am only afraid that he will sue me for damages. Oh! if I only could get him to knock a chip off my shoulder, and so get round the law, I would give him one of the soundest thrashings he ever had."
Source: World Wide Words

The More You Know: And from Phrases.org.uk, in James Kirke Paulding's Letters from the South, 1817:
A man rode furiously by on horseback, and swore he'd be d----d if he could not lick any man who dared to crook his elbow at him. This, it seems, is equivalent to throwing the glove in days of yore, or to the boyish custom of knocking a chip off the shoulder.
I wonder what "d----d" means.

Who is Persephone Maewyn?

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Why: She did the lead vocals on this literal version of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" that Jason sent:


Answer: Her real name is Felisha Noble! Persephone Maewyn is a screenname or something. She is 22 and lives in Corning / New York, NY. Here is all I can see of her bloggin:
Did anyone see her on CNN?

Source: Twitter, MySpace

The More You Know: From 2Pz:

What does Bastian name the Childlike Empress?


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: neverending story name of empress

Why: Rachel is singing that song:
Look at what you see.
In her face, the mirror of your dreams.
Make believe I'm everywhere, hidden in the lines.
Written on the pages is the answer to a neverending story.
Answer: Moonchild! It was his mother's name. Damn hippies.

Source: Movie Mistakes

The More You Know: I read that book in 6th grade when Russ and Harry got me suspended for having a Swiss Army knife at school and I had to sit at the Board of Education all day to get it cleared. In German, the names are Die Kindliche Kaiserin and Mondenkind.

I want to see a picture of a pughuahua


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: pughuahua

Why: A guy in my office is talking about his.

Answer: Also called a "chug."


Source: Google Images

The More You Know: Order your own designer dog. How about a puggle?


Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Does bamboo have roots?


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Why: Editing some articles about planting bamboo. While all plants have roots (I guess?), I don't think I have ever seen bamboo roots.

Answer: Shoowee, look at that:


And some little guys:


Source: Google Images

The More You Know: On average, a giant panda eats 20 to 30 lbs. of bamboo shoots each day. Even though bamboo makes up 99% of their diet, giant pandas are still classified as carnivores!

What are the lyrics to the Smorgasbord song in "Charlotte's Web"?


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: smorgasbord lyrics

Why: Matt asked for a smorgasbord of writers. Templeton (voice of Paul Lynde) sings that song and eats a lot throughout. The next morning, he is all fat. I haven't heard this song in like 15 years, but I sing it all the time (incorrectly).

Answer: It's called "A Veritable Smorgasbord" -

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord
After the crowds have ceased
Each night when the lights go out
It can be found on the ground all around
Oh, what a ratly feast!

Melon rinds and bits of hotdogs
Cookie crumbs and rotton cotton candy
Melted ice cream, mustard dripplings
Moldy goodies everywhere

Lots of popcorn, apple cores
Bananna peels and soggy sadwiches
And gobs of gorgeous gook to gobble at the fair

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord
After the gates are shut
Each night when the lights go out
It can be found on the ground all around
That's where a rat can glut, glut, glut, glut!

Source: Aquamarine.nu

The More You Know: Here's a little clippy clip:


Monday, August 24, 2009

Is there an easy way to make my own pickles?


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: how to make pickles

Why: Dan & Richard's mom used to make good pickles, but now she only makes sweet pickles. Most of the pickle recipes I see take a buttload of ingredients and, like, months for results. Get serious.

Answer: OMG a Pickle Kit!!! I am about to order my own DZ Pickle Kit for $39.95. Included:
  • Preparation Jar with decorative covering
  • 3 Brine Packages (ea. makes 1 gallon of pickles)
  • Recipe Book with 9 different flavor of vinegar-free pickles
  • Hot spicy peppers (In case you want it Spicy)
Fresh pickles in just a week!



They also make kits for pickled tomatoes omggg!!!!!

Source: eHow

The More You Know: But where do I find tiny cucumbers?

(...4 days later - who's excited?)


Sunday, August 23, 2009

Did the Grateful Dead play a concert at the Pyramids in Egypt?


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: grateful dead concert pyramids

Why: In the "Freaks and Geeks" episode Chokin' and Tokin':
FRANK: You into Floyd?
KEN: Oh! Hell yeah.
FRANK: I saw them at the Pyramids.
DANIEL: The Egyptian Pyramids?
KEN: Uh, I don't think they've ever played the Pyramids.
FRANK: Oh yeah. You're right. It was the Dead. I just got confused because I was thinking of another guy I went to both shows with. His name was Tim.
Answer: Yes! On Sept. 14th, 15th, and 16th, 1978, they played at the open air Giza Sound and Light Theater at the foot of the Sphinx and the Great Pyramid. In October 2008, they released the shows in a 2 CD / 1 DVD set called Rocking the Cradle: Egypt 1978.


Source: The Rolling Stone

The More You Know: I've watched this entire show 3 times, but until now, I thought Seth Rogen's character was named Cam, not Ken. This is why I prefer my DVDs to have subtitles.

Who is bigger: Chris Jericho or Shawn Michaels?


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: chris jericho; shawn michaels

Why: We went to SummerSlam tonight. Next to Triple H (6'4, 255 lbs.) and The Big Show (7', 485 lbs.), those guys look teeny.

Answer: It's a toss-up!

Source
: Wikipedia

The More You Know: I love Randy Orton so much. He reminds me of Xerxes.


What song plays at the beginning of "Lost in Translation"?


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: lost in translation soundtrack

Why: Jochem thinks he's heard it before. It's playing when Bill Murray (Bob) is riding around in the car looking out the window.

Answer: "Girls" by Death in Vegas. It's track 5 on the link below!

Source: Amazon

The More You Know: The song was also in an episode of Veronica Mars and a commercial for BBC's most recent production of Sense and Sensibility.

Who sang the cover of "Eleanor Rigby" I just heard on the radio?


Search: eleanor rigby covers; 98.7

Why: It sounded kind of like Kris Allen, who sort of sounds like The Fray.

Answer: Even theirs isn't listed in the list of covers, it was The Fray.


Source: 987fm.com

The More You Know: Here is a video with lyrics. I'm not sure the person who created this knew that this song isn't a The Fray original.


Friday, August 21, 2009

What is a word for a small Mediterranean boat?


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: crossword helper

Why: In the In Touch Weekly crossword, #43 across: "Small Mediterranean boat"
_EBEC
Answer: ZEBEC! n. A small three-masted Mediterranean vessel with both square and lateen sails.

[from French chebec, probably from Catalan xabec, from Arabic šabbāk, from šabaka, "to entwine, fasten"]

That is - if Madonna's boyfriend is Jesus Luz, which it is!

Source: OneAcross, Answers.com

The More You Know: I don't think this is a very popular word. Here are some imgs:

This one says Shebecke:


This one says xebec:


Timberland also makes a shoe called the Zebec. Idk.

What celebrities guest starred on Friends?


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: friends guest stars

Why: I just watched one of the episodes with Elle Macpherson.

Answer: Here are the people you and I both know:
  • Jason Alexander (1 episode)
  • Christina Applegate (2 eps.)
  • David Arquette (1)
  • Hank Azaria (5)
  • Alec Baldwin (2)
  • Selma Blair (1)
  • Eddie Cahill (7)
  • George Clooney (1)
  • Jennifer Coolidge (1)
  • Kristin Davis (1)
  • Danny DeVito (1)
  • Tate Donovan (5)
  • Morgan Fairchild (5)
  • Dakota Fanning (1)
  • Anna Faris (5)
  • Jon Favreau (6)
  • Soleil Moon Frye (1)
  • Teri Garr (3)
  • Adam Goldberg (3)
  • Jeff Goldblum (1)
  • Elliott Gould (20)
  • Jennifer Grey (1)
  • Charlton Heston (1)
  • Helen Hunt (1)
  • Chrissie Hynde (1)
  • Chris Isaak (1)
  • Penn Jillette (1)
  • Greg Kinnear (1)
  • Jay Leno (1)
  • Hugh Laurie (1)
  • Jon Lovitz (1)
  • Elle Macpherson (5)
  • Dermot Mulroney (3)
  • Gary Oldman (1)
  • Donny Osmond (1)
  • Chris Parnell (1)
  • Sean Penn (2)
  • Brad Pitt (1)
  • Freddie Prinze Jr. (1)
  • Michael Rapaport (4)
  • Leah Remini (1)
  • Giovanni Ribisi (9)
  • Denise Richards (1)
  • Julia Roberts (1)
  • Rebecca Romijn (1)
  • Isabella Rossellini (1)
  • Debra Jo Rupp (6)
  • Winona Ryder (1)
  • Susan Sarandon (1)
  • Jennifer Saunders (2)
  • Harry Schearer (1)
  • Tom Selleck (10)
  • Charlie Sheen (1)
  • Brooke Shields (1)
  • Sherri Shepherd (1)
  • Jonathan Silverman (1)
  • Cole Sprouse (5)
  • John Stamos (1)
  • Ben Stiller (1)
  • Christine Taylor (3)
  • Marlo Thomas (3)
  • Lea Thompson (1)
  • Kathleen Turner (3)
  • Aisha Tyler (9)
  • Jean-Claude Van Damme (1)
  • Michael Vartan (1)
  • Bruce Willis (3)
  • Reese Witherspoon (2)
  • Noah Wyle (1)
  • Steve Zahn (1)
In that list, I count at least 7 Oscars and 18 nominations - not to mention all the other Emmys, Golden Globes, Aftonbladet TV Prizes, Phoenix Film Critics Society Awards, etc.
Source: FanCast.

The More You Know: Here are other people you would probably recognize. I put them down here because they either weren't celebrities at the time, aren't famous now, had very small roles, or some other arbitrary reason:
Scott Adsit, Sasha Alexander, Eva Amurri, Alexis Arquette, Bob Balaban, Doug Benson, Shelley Berman, Alex Borstein, Richard Branson, Dan Castellaneta, Megan Cavanagh, Sarah Ferguson, Willie Garson, Kyle Gass, Beth Grant, Evan Handler, Melora Hardin, James Hong, Kyle Howard, Nicky Katt, James LeGros, Thomas Lennon, Alec Mapa, Debi Mazar, Eddie McClintock, Kevin McDonald, Michael McKean, Dina Meyer, Ivana Milicevic, Sarah Murdoch, George Newburn, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Emily Osment, Ellen Pompeo, Brian Posehn, Missi Pyle, Craig Robinson, Rena Sofer, Marla Sokoloff, Fisher Stevens, Allison Sweeney, Gabrielle Union, Fred Willard, Olivia Williams, Mae Whitman, Chris Young
P.S. I made this for you guys at work: The Best Friends Characters. Go vote!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Where did the word "amok" come from?


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: amok

Why: In "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"
Mind me platypus duck, Bill,
mind me platypus duck.
Don't let him go running amok, Bill,
mind me platypus duck.
All together now!
Answer: From Malay -
n. a murderous frenzy that has traditionally been regarded as occurring especially in Malaysian culture (1665)
adj. possessed with or motivated by a murderous or violently uncontrollable frenzy (1944)
adv. in a murderously frenzied state; in a violently raging manner
Yipes!

Source: Merriam Webster

The More You Know: From Answers.com:
European travelers sometimes encountered less than friendly people. Among the Malays of southeast Asia, according to an English translation in 1518 of a book by the Portuguese Duarte Barbosa, there are people called "Amuco," who "go out into the streets, and kill as many persons as they meet." Sometimes, it appears, the Amuco were soldiers. Another Portuguese account, translated in 1663, says that "all those which were able to bear arms should make themselves Amoucos, that is to say, men resolved either to dye, or vanquish." Captain Cook, in his account of his voyages in the 1770s, offers that "To run amock is to get drunk with opium ... to sally forth from the house, kill the person or persons supposed to have injured the Amock, and any other person that attempts to impede his passage."

What does a tardigrade look like?


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: tardigrade

Why: Andrea sent this link about water bears and labeled it "Invincible little koalas."
Also known as water bears, they are notoriously resilient, microscopic, water-dwelling invertebrates.
Answer: Ew.




Source: Google Images

The More You Know: Koalas aren't bears, Andrea.

Where did the name Imogen come from?


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: imogen

Why: Heard some Imogen Heap today on Morning Becomes Eclectic.

Answer: The name was probably created by Shakespeare for a character in Cymbeline (first produced 1611). It is similar to Innogen, a Gaelic name derived from the word Inghean, "maiden" or "daughter."

In 2007, Imogen was the 34th most popular name for baby girls in England and Wales and the 35th most popular in Australia.

Source: Wikipedia, Baby Names World

The More You Know: Peeps believes "Imogen" was just a typo (except with quill-and-ink on parchment) that was never changed. The name Innogen is mentioned as a ghost character in Much Ado About Nothing.

What are all the lyrics to "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"?


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: tie me kangaroo down sport lyrics

Why: In the New Yorker story "Laugh, Kookaburra" by David Sedaris:
I first heard it in the fifth grade, when our music teacher went on an Australian kick. She taught us to sing “Waltzing Matilda,” “Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport,” and what we called, simply, “Kookaburra.” I’d never heard such craziness in my life. The first song, for instance, included the words “jumbuck,” “billabong,” “swagman,” and “tucker bag,” none of which were ever explained.
I haven't heard that song in like 10 years.

Answer: They go like:
There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,
and he gets himself up on one elbow,
and he turns to his mates,
who are gathered 'round him and he says:

Watch me wallabys feed, mate.
watch me wallabys feed.
They're a dangerous breed, mate.
so watch me wallabys feed.
All together now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
tie me kangaroo down.

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go acting the fool, Curl,
just keep me cockatoo cool.
All together now!

Take me koala back, Jack,
take me koala back.
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac,
so take me koala back.
All together now!

Mind me platypus duck, Bill,
mind me platypus duck.
Don't let him go running amok, Bill,
mind me platypus duck.
All together now!

Play your didgeridoo, Blue,
play your didgeridoo.
Keep playing 'til I shoot through, Blue,
play your didgeridoo.
All together now!

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
tan me hide when I'm dead.
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde,
And that's it hanging on the shed.
All together now!
Source: Rich.Durge.org

The More You Know: Another racist verse was taken out because "abo" means "Aboriginal."
Let me Abos go loose, Lou,
let me Abos go loose.
They're of no further use, Lou,
so let me Abos go loose.
All together now!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

I want to watch the "Beavis & Butthead" clip when they watch "Cigarette Dangles"


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: cigarette dangles

Why: I saw it once 16 years ago and have been thinking about it ever since.

Answer: It starts at 5:40 (right after "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" by WHAM!):


Source: YouTube

The More You Know: That band is called The Pursuit of Happiness. They are Canadian and still active. Someone wrote on Wikipedia that in the 80s, they were one of Canadia's most successful independent bands. Who can be sure? In 1995, they released a single called "Gretzky Rocks."

I want to compare pictures of Chandler before and after he proposed to Monica


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: chandler propose; chandler monica's thunder

Why: He is really fat when he proposes (in the season 6 finale) and then oddly skinny later that night (in the season 7 premiere).

Answer: Here he is proposing:
and here is a screen cap from what is supposed to be about half an hour later:
Looks like he got a haircut, too.

Source: Google Images, TheWB.com

The More You Know: Matthew Perry was born in Massachusetts, BUT his mother was the former press secretary to Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau. Perry has dual US/Canadian citizenship. And his dad, John Bennett Perry, was a former model. He played Joshua's dad in that episode when Rachel wore lingerie to dinner. Remember? He kept saying, "France sucks."

Also, that second episode aired in October 2000. Perry went to rehab for addiction to Vicodin in 1997 and kicked his habit sometime in 2001. I'm not sure if Vicodin would have made him fat or skinny.

I want to see pictures of the band Clinic


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: clinic band

Why: 2Pz posted this list of Pitchfork's Top 500 songs of the 2000s. "Distortions" by Clinic is #96. The last time I looked for them (sophomore year of college?), all I could find were pictures of 4 guys in surgical masks.

Answer: Sad face.




Source: Google Images

The More You Know: Whatever. You should listen to Internal Wrangler anyway. Here are some songs:

What are some titles from Linnea Sinclair?


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: linnea sinclair

Why: Andy found a book called Games of Command on the "book swap" shelf (where I also found a VHS of "Twin Peaks"). On the back, a review says:
"Excellent, strong feline companions. Four paws up!"


Answer
: Here are a few:
  • The Down Home Zombie Blues
  • "Rhapsody In The Key of Death"
  • Dream Quest, Nine Spellbinding Paranormal Romances
  • "Of Cats, Uh, Furzels and Kings"
Source: Wikipedia

The More You Know: That's it. We're starting a book club.

Who sings the song that goes "just breathe"?


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: just breathe

Why: I heard it on the radio last night and this morning.

Answer: Anna Nalick! The song is called "Breathe (2 AM)." It's been out since 2005!

Source: YouTube

The More You Know: How about a vidja?


Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Which Monkee always wore a hat?


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: monkees

Why: Jeff wants to know who my favorite Monkee is.

Answer: Michael Nesmith!

Source: Wikipedia, Google Images

The More You Know: He was the executive producer of Repo Man. He looks pretty opposite-of-fun now:


Monday, August 17, 2009

Who does Dakota Fanning play in "The Runaways"?


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: dakota fanning

Why: Because look at her:


Answer: Cherie Currie! She was the lead singer of The Runaways in the 70s.


Source: IMDb

The More You Know: The rest of the cast is:

What's the difference between "regimen" and "regiment"?


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: regimen vs. regiment

Why: In an article I'm editing:

A thorough fall lawn care regiment includes mowing, removing lawn debris, aerating, fertilizing and grub control.

Answer: As a noun, a regiment is a group of military troops (or other group of people).

A regimen a procedure or regulated system, like exercise, diet, skincare, lawn care...

Source: 171english

The More You Know: A regimen can be regimented, i.e. put into order or systematized.

Where did the name M&Ms come from?


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: m&ms name

Why: This picture is called "watch out little m and m" -


Answer: One M is for Forrest E. Mars, Sr., and the other M is for Bruce Murrie, son of long-term Hershey president William F. R. Murrie.

Source: Wikipedia

The More You Know: From 1950 to 1954, the M on the candies was black.

I want to watch that Bollywood video about Benny Lava


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: benny lava youtube

Why: Matt said the world would be a happier place if people watched more Bollywood movies. He has never seen this gem.

Answer: Here she go:


Source: YouTube

The More You Know: My loony bun is fine, Benny Lava.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

What is Ringo Starr's real name?


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: ringo

Why: I hope no parent actually named a child Ringo (though I bet it's been done since then).

Answer: Richard Starkey!
In 1959, he joined the Raving Texans, now adopting the stage name "Ringo Starr" because of the rings he wore and because it sounded "cowboyish," and his drum solos were billed as "Starr Time."
Source: Wikipedia

The More You Know: His son Zak Starkey has been drumming for The Who since 1994. He also played with Oasis from 2005-2008.

Who sings that song that goes "Why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes"?


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Why: They played it while we were waiting for Conan to come out on Friday. Zack would have Shazam-d it, but cell phones were verboten. It sounded like Pet Shop Boys, Robbie Williams, Badly Drawn Boy, or maybe Moby. Or Fatboy Slim.

Answer: Just Jack! The song is called "Starz in their Eyes." Here is the video!


Source: Google

The More You Know:


Saturday, August 15, 2009

When did people start saying "scofflaw"?


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: scofflaw

Why: When Ralph was describing his 40 year-old drug addict neighbor who lives with his parents:
Zack: He's a ne'er-do-well.
Dave: A scofflaw.
Zack: A rapscallion.
Answer: In 1924! During Prohibition, there was a contest to coin a new word to describe someone who drinks illegally. "Scofflaw" was chosen from more than 25,000 entires - a $200 prize was split between 2 people who sent the entry in separately.

Source: EtymOnline

The More You Know: Rapscallion comes from the 1600s, from the fancy version of "rascal" - rascallion.

In the 1500s, there was a parallel word rampallion, which came from ramp - "an ill-behaved woman."

Thursday, August 13, 2009

What does "ponyo" mean?


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: ponyo

Why: That movie. It will be out (in limited release) tomorrow (Aug. 14)!


Answer: Ponyo's name is an onomatopoeia based on director Hiyao Miyazaki's idea of what a "soft, squishy softness" sounds like when touched.

Source: Wikipedia

The More You Know: Miyazaki also directed Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke.

Also, Noah Cyrus is the voice of Ponyo.

I want to see images of the F-shape website reading theory


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: f chart how people read online, f shape theory

Why: I want to show Matt. The buffoons who write the freelance articles we edit write long flowery opening paragraphs, most of which we end up deleting. PT talked about this in Blog Class.

Answer: This is how your eyes move when you first open a webpage:

  • Users first read in a horizontal movement, usually across the upper part of the content area. This initial element forms the F's top bar.
  • Next, users move down the page a bit and then read across in a second horizontal movement that typically covers a shorter area than the previous movement. This additional element forms the F's lower bar.
  • Finally, users scan the content's left side in a vertical movement. Sometimes this is a fairly slow and systematic scan that appears as a solid stripe on an eyetracking heatmap. Other times users move faster, creating a spottier heatmap. This last element forms the F's stem.
Source: UseIt.com

The More You Know: This was developed by a eyetracking study that recorded how people looked at thousands of webpages.

How did Les Paul die?


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Why: Because he died today.

Answer: Complications from pneumonia. He was in a hospital in White Plains, NY. Also, he was 94, which is old as hell.

Source: AP

The More You Know: Did you ever watch this video of him and wife Mary Ford playing "How High the Moon"?


Wednesday, August 12, 2009

What did Woody Allen say about waving to Mia Farrow in the park?


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: woody wave mia across park

Why: In the "Sex and the City" episode "Evolution" -
CARRIE - In your mind, what is the ideal living situation for two people in a relationship?
BIG - Exactly what we have.
CARRIE - And what is that?
BIG - I have my place, you have yours. We're together when we want to be, we're apart when we want to be.
CARRIE - Like Woody and Mia.
BIG - Before Soon-Yi.
CARRIE (v.o.) - Ever since Woody Allen described waving to Mia Farrow across the Park, single men in Manhattan have yearned for that kind of separate togetherness.
Answer: From "Woody and Mia: A New York Story," published Feb. 24, 1991:

Allen and Farrow very much lead their own lives, while continuing a relationship that is the longest either has had. By any standard, it is not a conventional union. They are not married, neither do they live together; their apartments face each other across Central Park. When they began to date, they would wave towels out the window as they spoke on the phone, delighting in saying they could see the other. Her apartment -- which in addition to nine children and a nanny is home to two cats, a canary, a parakeet, several chinchillas and assorted tropical fish -- was used for her scenes in "Hannah and Her Sisters," which Allen directed in 1986.

"It's sort of like just enough," Allen explains one day in his Fifth Avenue apartment, a duplex penthouse with country furniture and a wraparound view of Manhattan and all of Central Park. "Perhaps if we were to live together or if we met at a different time in our lives it wouldn't work. But it seems to be just right. I have all the free time I want and it's quiet over here, and yet I get plenty of action over there. I think it's because we don't live together and that she has her own life completely and that I have mine that we're able to maintain this relationship with a certain proper tension. If we got married years ago and lived together, maybe now we'd be screaming, 'What have we gotten into?' These things are so exquisitely tuned. It's just luck."

Source: NYTimes.com

The More You Know: After 12 years together, Allen and Farrow separated in 1992 after Farrow discovered nude photographs that Allen had taken of Soon-Yi.

Allen and Farrow's only biological son, Ronan Seamus Farrow, said of Allen:
He's my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression. I can not see him. I can not have a relationship with my father and be morally consistent... I lived with all these adopted children, so they are my family. To say Soon-Yi was not my sister is an insult to all adopted children.

Who played the son in Stepmom?


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: stepmom

Why: I am watching the "Sex and the City" episode with Dan Futterman, who looks just like that kid.

Answer: Liam Aiken! Compare:


Source: IMDb

The More You Know: Jena Malone played the daughter.

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