Why: Due to injury, Ross can no longer play rugby or "football." Should he focus on Tiddlywinks instead? According to Wikipedia:
Tiddlywinks is an indoor game played with sets of small discs called "winks" lying on a surface, usually a flat mat. Players use a larger disc called a "squidger" to pop a wink into flight by pressing down on one side of the wink. The objective of the game is to cause the winks to land either on top of opponents' winks, or ultimately inside a pot or cup.Wtf.
Answer: Here is a nice news report: Keep an eye out for fancy Cambridge terminology: boondock, squidger, gromp, squop, scrunge, crud, penhaligon, nurdle, and the John Lennon Memorial Shot.
The More You Know: It looks like quarters + Beirut. Drinking games ftw.